Blake Lively, you don’t have to spray tan your rack to impress me

October 21st, 2009 // 105 Comments

Blake Lively attended the Gabrielle’s Angel Foundation Angel Ball last night and whoever was handling the spray tan gun evidently missed a few spots. Which is unfortunate because Blake Lively doesn’t need a fake tan to make me want to stare directly at her chest. Her skin could look like the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat and I probably wouldn’t even notice until I realized I was seduced by a Broadway actor again who swore he was Blake Lively over the phone. God, every.. single.. time…

EDIT: So apparently Blake Lively was trying to hide chest acne? I’ll never understand women.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. thaaaaat’s what we like to call ‘RACNE.’

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  3. Sheena

    Yeah, Steve-O, you’ve got way better things to do than camp out. Like, oh, camp out on this site. Fuckhead.

  4. She needs her eyebrows done a la Megan Fox or Anna Nicole Smith (Guess Ads).

  5. Here’s some helpful advice that would never occur to a celebutard: when one has acne on one’s chest, wear something with a higher neckline. My God!

  6. duh

    It could be where her skin peeled from a tan!? Or just the zit shit…..
    She still looks freaking awsome in pic # 14!

  7. boner

    FIRST?!

  8. Steve O

    ” 53. Sheena – October 22, 2009 1:52 AM

    Yeah, Steve-O, you’ve got way better things to do than camp out. Like, oh, camp out on this site. Fuckhead.

    oooooh fuckhead….. next time you’re going to try and insult someone, make sense, or try to. Dont get upset w me because you came across looking like a dumb cunt from your little tirade in your initial post… I (and several others)just felt like calling you on it. Dont like it? Get the fuck out, stankpuss.

    See, there’s critiquing, and theres flying off the handle like you…which usually means one of two things…a)you know her personally and she did something to you in a past life that hurt your precious feelings (not likely, since you rarely make it out of the basement) or b) you’re a fucking fruit loop. Yea, I’ll go w ‘b’ for 500, Alex.

    Keep posting, though, you’re nothing if not entertaining and an easy target.

  9. in the sack

    she looks like 40 years broad to me.

  10. Roxanne

    You don’t have to put on the fake tan

  11. Jones

    Nobody is perfect. She’s f***ing sexy.

  12. O'Roughly factor

    Yeah some acne, she looks great! That thing look like I made a mess on her chest. Wear it proudly Blakey…

  13. Gee

    Mmm, her nose and jaw line look very artificial.

  14. Ali

    ” 63. Gee – October 22, 2009 11:27 AM

    Mmm, her nose and jaw line look very artificial.”

    ok? good call, she got a jaw implant! how could we have missed it?! you really think if she was going to get a nose job THAT is the one she’d have selected?

    sometimes i think you guys just post shit to stand out, regardless of how utterly stupid it sounds. wow.

  15. That’s concealer!

  16. Jenna

    Helene,

    I tried to give her a second glance to see if I missing anything…

    No. She’s plain. Nice body – but you could say that about almost ANY young Holly…that’s just a requirement.

    Notice I said nice body. Everything is proportionate. It looks ok in a dress. But it isn’t striking. It’s not amazing.

    And her face is so “apple pie” that it’s just boring. Dishwater blonde with serious root touch up needed. Thin lips. Her eyes are underplayed (they’re bright blue – she should play them up with make-up so they look larger because they’re a nice color). Her jawline is very long which makes her actual facial features look small.

    So, I’m sorry. Maybe she’s a great actress. But her look is tired.

  17. Jail

    She does not have a good looking face. She looks like the flesh toned version on the wicked witch of the west.

  18. SOS

    #49 uhhhh…. wow you really care what that other person said and you say it with “I’ve got better shit to do than camp on this board”
    YEAH OKAY!! If you did you would never have known their comment existed.

  19. Smarm

    ” 68. SOS – October 22, 2009 4:41 PM

    #49 uhhhh…. wow you really care what that other person said and you say it with “I’ve got better shit to do than camp on this board”
    YEAH OKAY!! If you did you would never have known their comment existed.

    Right, and you wouldnt happen to be that ‘other person’, would you? Sort of odd how it was pretty much a dead topic about 20 posts up, w no impact on the current discussion and you felt the need to bring it back from the dead and bring it up again. Dont worry, Sheena *wink wink* your secrets safe w me!

    Creative name though!

    And Blake’s very pretty, and definitely not the girl next door type, Jenna.. guess we can agree to disagree but i think she’s got a very unique look to her, personally. Then again I’m a guy, what would i know?

  20. Rhialto

    There’re some folks really enjoying ‘Gossip Girl’ so i guess she ain’t bad at all.

  21. No Return

    Hey Jenna if she is plain, I wonder what that would make you? *pukes*

  22. Boogeyman King Dong

    Those spots on her chest could be caused by something else too.

  23. Nero

    Shouldn’t she take an allergy test?!

  24. Miss Maggie

    OMG no way that is NOT zit cream! I worked at a tanning salon for almost 10 years and that is a fungus u get from tanning beds! I know this because I HAD IT at one point!

  25. Miss Maggie

    OMG no way that is NOT zit cream! I worked at a tanning salon for almost 10 years and that is a fungus u get from tanning beds! I know this because I HAD IT at one point!

  26. Vlad

    Ali,

    Actually, her nose does appear to have been straightened and her jaw looks like it has been shaved (no implants, the jaw bone itself is reshaped to create a more feminine contour. It’s an increasingly popular surgery, especially amongst Asians).

  27. cc

    I had some unsightly, untanned spots quite the same once when spray tanning. it had something to do with that some gooey stuff that landed on my chest, and turned to glue when it the hot water made contact with it in the shower…………..

  28. Ugh

    ” 76. Vlad – October 22, 2009 9:45 PM

    Ali,

    Actually, her nose does appear to have been straightened and her jaw looks like it has been shaved (no implants, the jaw bone itself is reshaped to create a more feminine contour. It’s an increasingly popular surgery, especially amongst Asians).

    Thanks for the lesson, professor, but I seriously, seriously, doubt that Blake had fucking jaw bone surgery. Unbelievable. Let it go- she hasnt had fucking facial reconstruction done . Stick w where your apparent expertise is, those wild and crazy Asians !

  29. Vegas Mama

    They are not tit zits people. Good lord. They are obviously bites, maybe mosquito bites, and pink calamine lotion to control the itch.

  30. Helloanyone outthere

    It’s CALAMINE lotion. Looks like some mosquitoes ate her alive. Jeez…

  31. Helloanyone outthere

    It’s CALAMINE lotion. Looks like some mosquitoes ate her alive. Jeez…

  32. susan

    it’s not calamine lotion, it’s not missed spray tan spots….it’s concealer to cover her chest blemish!! wake up people!!!

  33. bernardo

    What’s those mark in the chest? dry semen….!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Kris

    I can tell you right now that Helene, Steve-O, Smarm and “Ugh” are all the same person. How creative of your, dumbass. I would not be surprised if it is insecure Blake herself posting, defending her disgusting acne marks and boring face. She is also a sad excuse for an actress (sorry “Helene”) considering she got her start without any experience…due to family connections…and who knows what other types of “connections”, if you know what I mean. Yes, she is TOTALLY Oscar-worthy…Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants was a masterpiece as is Gossip Girl. Two thumbs up.

  35. Kris

    I can tell you right now that Helene, Steve-O, Smarm and “Ugh” are all the same person. How creative of you, dumbass. I would not be surprised if it is insecure Blake herself posting, defending her disgusting acne marks and boring face. She is also a sad excuse for an actress (sorry “Helene”) considering she got her start without any experience…due to family connections…and who knows what other types of “connections”, if you know what I mean. Yes, she is TOTALLY Oscar-worthy…Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants was a masterpiece as is Gossip Girl. Two thumbs up.

  36. And yes

    Her face looks 40. It kind of scares me.

  37. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  38. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  39. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  40. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  41. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  42. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  43. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  44. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  45. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  46. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  47. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  48. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  49. her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

  50. Rei Imnc

    She probably did it herself.
    She didn’t relies her face is a diffrent skin tone from her chest.
    I had my make-up done for a wedding. I had red spots on my neck.
    The woman doing my make up pulled out Visen.
    The kind for red eyes.
    It took the red right out of the spots.
    seriously
    she probably did it herself.
    0,-,0

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