Blake Lively, you don’t have to spray tan your rack to impress me

Blake Lively attended the Gabrielle’s Angel Foundation Angel Ball last night and whoever was handling the spray tan gun evidently missed a few spots. Which is unfortunate because Blake Lively doesn’t need a fake tan to make me want to stare directly at her chest. Her skin could look like the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat and I probably wouldn’t even notice until I realized I was seduced by a Broadway actor again who swore he was Blake Lively over the phone. God, every.. single.. time…

EDIT: So apparently Blake Lively was trying to hide chest acne? I’ll never understand women.

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