Blake Lively, you don’t have to spray tan your rack to impress me

The Superficial | October 21, 2009 - 4:24 pm

Blake Lively attended the Gabrielle’s Angel Foundation Angel Ball last night and whoever was handling the spray tan gun evidently missed a few spots. Which is unfortunate because Blake Lively doesn’t need a fake tan to make me want to stare directly at her chest. Her skin could look like the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat and I probably wouldn’t even notice until I realized I was seduced by a Broadway actor again who swore he was Blake Lively over the phone. God, every.. single.. time…

EDIT: So apparently Blake Lively was trying to hide chest acne? I’ll never understand women.

Photos: Splash News