Blake Lively attended the Gabrielle’s Angel Foundation Angel Ball last night and whoever was handling the spray tan gun evidently missed a few spots. Which is unfortunate because Blake Lively doesn’t need a fake tan to make me want to stare directly at her chest. Her skin could look like the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat and I probably wouldn’t even notice until I realized I was seduced by a Broadway actor again who swore he was Blake Lively over the phone. God, every.. single.. time…
EDIT: So apparently Blake Lively was trying to hide chest acne? I’ll never understand women.
Photos: Splash News
Bubble | October 21, 2009 at 4:53 pm
That’s not spray tan, it’s concealer. She’s covering her chest zits.
tuhnu | October 21, 2009 at 4:53 pm
najs
bonzo420 | October 21, 2009 at 4:53 pm
first fail
~420~
Caroline | October 21, 2009 at 4:53 pm
that’s makeup covering up those tit zits.
M | October 21, 2009 at 4:53 pm
FIRST
nmg | October 21, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I think that’s actually some badly-matched concealer over her chest acne… hott
Lori | October 21, 2009 at 4:55 pm
That’s not spray tan. That’s where she used face concealer to cover small pimples and the concealer was too light. And now I’ve officially humiliated myself by making my first comment on a gossip site. It’s all downhill from here…
Splooge | October 21, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I have a hard telling between the concealer and the jizz I just shot all over my monitor.
Chris | October 21, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Someone’s been snorting coke off her chest! ;-)
Exactly | October 21, 2009 at 4:58 pm
What everyone else said. That’s makeup covering up marks/acne on her chest.
Blake Lively's Tit Zits | October 21, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Tough day for the Superficial comment guy.
Cara | October 21, 2009 at 5:05 pm
She clearly didn’t get her shit tanned, she put cover-up over her certain spots on her chest to cover up some zits and pimples. Wow how people twist the truth.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 21, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I think wistfully back to her big nipples. My mouth waters just thinking about them.
WTF?! | October 21, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Wait, wait, wait. Aren’t those spots where the money shots washed off the cheap spray tan?
enoel788 | October 21, 2009 at 5:13 pm
She should have went and got new foundation in a darker shade after she got the spray tan. Your face and body should not be two different shades…and you should def. not try to cover up chestne…never works.
penn badgley's nutsack | October 21, 2009 at 5:13 pm
those look more like moles to me.
havoc | October 21, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Tit zits?
Gah…..
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jacob | October 21, 2009 at 5:16 pm
what if she did get spray tanned, then later in the day she met up with her dude and he was like, ” hey blake lively, i’ve had a really hard day and my career sucks and all this shit, think you could give me a blowie?” blake then says, ” boyfriend, i’d love to give you da blowies.” she she sucks him off and he blows his load on her chest and the result was these splotches on her skin where the tan is gone. Or she might have just put concealer over some blemishes on her chest.
peterman | October 21, 2009 at 5:21 pm
chimples!
Sheena | October 21, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Covering up her chest zits?!? Hey Blake, you ignorant slut, why not try wearing clothing over your offensive skin? Fuckin’ 16 comments on your damn useless make-up-slash-spray-tan, gawd, you coulda just worn something to keep us from having to look at it at all. Instead you choose a dress that *highlights* this nasty flaw! Ew.
Nancy | October 21, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Sheena, calm the F down. That dress is FANTASTIC!
Jenna | October 21, 2009 at 5:38 pm
So…excessively plain is the new glamorous? I thought you had to be ridiculously striking to be famous?
daisy | October 21, 2009 at 5:45 pm
as others have said, it’s either ance-cream or concealer. she’d be better off never getting tans in the first place.
Tanzarian | October 21, 2009 at 5:52 pm
lol
Dee | October 21, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Why didn’t she just put make-up on her entire chest? Isn’t that how you’re supposed to use concealer?
Dee | October 21, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Why didn’t she just put make-up on her entire chest? Isn’t that how you’re supposed to use concealer?
Shawn_solo | October 21, 2009 at 5:53 pm
The correct medical term is RACKNE, you insensitive clods!!!!!111111one
Anonymous | October 21, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Who the hell is Blake Lively?
Shawn_solo | October 21, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Dee, I’m pretty sure that concealer is supposed to be used just in spots, but only right over the actual blemish, not covering a 30 mile radius around it. It’s supposed to be light in color, to offset the darker color of the blemish.
But I think the real culprit here is the flashes. It probably looked fine to the naked eye, but then under the intense glare of the flash…. reverse leopard spots.
And now I have to go jump off a bridge, because I just spend 15 minutes analyzing Blake Lively’s chest zits.
casualencounters.com/blog | October 21, 2009 at 6:12 pm
In other news, “chacne” is now a word.
Alli Watermelon | October 21, 2009 at 6:33 pm
NO DEE, #26…that is NOT how you use concealer. Idiot.
yuki | October 21, 2009 at 6:33 pm
i hope she didint pay 4 that nosejob.
Cumshot | October 21, 2009 at 6:37 pm
That’s oil of the lay.
cc | October 21, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I thought it might be talcum powder…helps reduce the ‘sheen’ on ones chest if you end up perspiring. So I was told by a female friend who used that shit all the time. Honest, don’t look at me like that!
Anyway, that’s a perky little body.
Andrew | October 21, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Tit zits… Oh, the horror.
meme | October 21, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Bubbles is right – concealer over chest zits. eew.
Turd the third | October 21, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Its obvious that she didn’t have time to clean up properly after I was giving her a bit of a tonsil inspection in the waiting room behind the backdrop wall….It would have been better if she had been in her usual blue dress instead of this slinky black number…
farthammer | October 21, 2009 at 7:29 pm
It’s a good thing she’s using spray tan. If she gets a real tan, she might get an unfortunate mole on her face or something.
Steve O | October 21, 2009 at 7:42 pm
” 20. Sheena – October 21, 2009 5:27 PM
Covering up her chest zits?!? Hey Blake, you ignorant slut, why not try wearing clothing over your offensive skin? Fuckin’ 16 comments on your damn useless make-up-slash-spray-tan, gawd, you coulda just worn something to keep us from having to look at it at all. Instead you choose a dress that *highlights* this nasty flaw! Ew.
”
Hey Sheena you vapid whore, why not try shutting that cockholster you call a mouth? You’re awfully childish and bitter over something that has jack shit to do w you and doesnt affect you in the least…good god. Gawd, you coulda just worn a muzzle to keep us from having to listen to that gaping hole . Instead, you chose to vent and come across like a fucking idiot! Ew?!
Step away from the crack pipe……
Helene | October 21, 2009 at 7:47 pm
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22. Jenna – October 21, 2009 5:38 PM
So…excessively plain is the new glamorous? I thought you had to be ridiculously striking to be famous?
”
Um, what? Well, see, she’s what we like to call an ‘actress’ not a model….so she ….well….acts, you see. And as such, because different roles require different looks, she doesnt have to be ridiculously striking.. but the funny thing is, Blake’s beautiful, and is far from excessively plain…the fact you would even say something like that just kills any credibility you may have had. Wow. Just wow.
And to the guy a few posts above me , I agree, very nice body. I dont go both ways but if I did…well, I’d go both ways?
SOS | October 21, 2009 at 8:03 pm
That’s not because of spray tan, its because she has something on top of her skin that is not the right shade like a concealer. You can see she has some pimples and she probably rubbed some of it on her but it is not dark enough to match her skin tone.
Sonya | October 21, 2009 at 8:32 pm
That’s just concealer that’s too light.
Pet Society Help | October 21, 2009 at 8:33 pm
I was expecting the dude to be an nba player.
Turkey Waddle | October 21, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Meh. Greatly overrated. Kelly Brooke is gorgeous!
clpierced | October 21, 2009 at 9:54 pm
the first thing that came to mind was jizz, not chest acne cream. people are seriously stupiddd! lets be honest here, its probably dry skin or something. buttt i think jizz would have been more funny :) i want big boobs like her :(
tits mcgee | October 21, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Pimples on her chest/breasts? How’s that happening? She layin on her side at night and gettin all sweaty when those things are mashing together? I could stick something between them to prevent that.
bluetooth headphones | October 21, 2009 at 11:07 pm
I saw a picture of her with the high slit up the dress. She seems to have a penchant for choosing the worst dresses for these events. I’m not saying she should cover up from head to show, but show a little more taste/class when picking out something to wear.
Dino | October 21, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Why did the same commenter use different names (39 and 40) ….multiple personalities?
Steve O | October 21, 2009 at 11:28 pm
@48- nice try, but no. I’ve got more important shit to do than camp on this board. Just because someone else chose to quote another post, well…I know this is difficult to comprehend but it is feasible that quotation marks were used twice in succession…..as much as I’d like to claim them and patent punctuation, I’m quite sure I’m unable to do so.
Good call though, Sherlock. Good call.
Idiot.
druckerpatronen canon | October 22, 2009 at 12:13 am
How can other impress her is there any other way.