Blake Lively’s cleavage is my new best friend

September 20th, 2009 // 57 Comments

Blake Lively arrived at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and almost made me forget about Olivia Wilde. Almost. In the meantime, I’d like to take this moment now to declare Blake’s chest the Up and Coming Breasts to Watch for 2010 which is clearly higher than any honor those losers from 30 Rock will win tonight. Jesus Christ could appear on stage and announce he personally molded Tina Fey out of pure comedy, and it would mean nothing next to the fact I just said “Yo, check out Blake Lively’s chest muffins.” Just to put things in perspective.

NOTE: Bumped to the top and added more pics.

Blake Lively’s Puffy Nipples

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Comments (57)

  1. bob | September 20, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    noggin drill nose and hooded eyes
    bleh

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  2. flappaflap | September 20, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    mehhh>>> why do we care about her? Cleavage does distract from less than stellar face tho.

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  3. Kamakazi Kunt | September 20, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    Constipated butt face.

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  4. clpierced | September 20, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    When have guys actually started judging girls on their faces? I thought you guys just wanted the boobs and ass..wow times have changed. Aaaannd blake has a very pretty face. okay, i actually think she is hottt. and i am totalllyy jealous of her boobs. i love gossip girls :)

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  5. necessary ROUGHness | September 20, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Id like to know if they’re real before I salivate. You see what Hollywood has done to me?

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  6. mary | September 20, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    cute

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  7. titsonsnack | September 20, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    That’s a total Jessica Rabbit dress, she should have had her hair down.

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  8. larrythecableguy | September 20, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    screw all this , It has been reported that Laura Dern has been killed
    is this true?

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  9. Jimbob | September 20, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    She has moderate-sized implants. Boring, otherwise….

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  10. rah! rah! | September 20, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    she sucks.

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  11. sarah | September 20, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    wow is it just me or does she totally look like a young virginia madsen??

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  12. frank the dolphin | September 20, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    Real or not, those puppies are awesome

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  13. yeahhh | September 20, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    poor thing….she really really cant wear her hair elegantly slicked back…her face needs a constant nice-hair-distraction

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  14. billy | September 20, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    Meh, nothing special about her boobs. They are widespread, meaning that when she takes her shirt off they are saggy mom tits or the ones that the nipples aim to the sides. Her face is okay……but nothing special either. The coolest thing I see in this pic is her braid; and even that isn’t anything to “WOW” about. NEXT PLEASE.

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  15. richard | September 20, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    who is this person and why should I care?

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  16. Sickitten | September 21, 2009 at 12:16 am

    I agree #13, not many people have the face to pull of that hairstyle. That dress is gorgeous & the perfect shade of red. She wears it well.

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  17. Beebedabee! | September 21, 2009 at 12:41 am

    Beebeda-beebeda-beeeeeeee

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  18. Topazrules | September 21, 2009 at 1:00 am

    Haven’t heard anything about Laura Dern dying. I hope not. Anyone know?

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  19. Martina | September 21, 2009 at 2:32 am

    #11 … you’re right, she does look a lot like Virginia Madsen, and that’s not a bad thing.

    Blake is gorgeous, I can’t believe all the posts that run her down – they must be same people who think that Kim Kardashian in shape.

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  20. http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 21, 2009 at 2:48 am

    Not even motorboat worthy.

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  21. CAC | September 21, 2009 at 4:55 am

    Louboutin heels?

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  22. its obvious | September 21, 2009 at 5:39 am

    Her forehead is to oily and she needs to learn how to pose properly. Fake breasts = turnoff.

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  23. JustJess | September 21, 2009 at 9:47 am

    Ruler shaped=no thanks.

    Give me Christina Hendricks any day…

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  24. Rhialto | September 21, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    she looks quite acceptable.Nice hairdo too!

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  25. Boogeyman King Dong | September 21, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    A plait like that is almost asking for a Joe Francis pull!

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  26. teresa | September 21, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Thought that kind of dress had already been showcased by JLo and Beyonce, no? Beyond the color I’m not sure how it’s different.

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  27. Invicta7 | September 21, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    It helps to have fake breasts. That dress wouldn’t have done so well on that body before SIsterhood 2.

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  28. Amy | September 21, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Mannish face. Mediocre boobs. At least she is not fat. Her hands are nice.

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  29. Amy | September 21, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    Red makes her look washed out. Orange red is ugly anyway unless your skin is olive, tan, or black. Would have looked better in a cranberry or bluish red.

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  30. hbomb | September 21, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    she looks like she has had a stroke. nice tits, horrible face.

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  31. Bruce Bromley | September 21, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    Right ones Shock and the left ones Awe, OMG…

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  32. Do FreeBird | September 21, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    I can see cleavage on the Family Channel for Gods sake. I want FULL BLOWN NAKED TITS HANGING OUT IN THE FRESH AIR AND SWAYING GENTLY WHILE SHE WALKS DOWN THE RED CARPET!!!! Oh, and make them real Breasts, not those pathetic bolted on half cantaloups.

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  33. GM | September 21, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    What cleavage??????
    A – shes ugly
    B- no tits ( although i did see the post of her pokies,,,,very nice) but still.
    C- shes wack

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  34. chrisj | September 21, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Her dress reminds me of B. Hussein Obama….RED!

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  35. mjw | September 21, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    A nose job and fake tits and still nothing special. Does anybody remember what she used to look like?

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/01/gossip-girl-blake-livelys-secret-nose-job.php

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  36. zenmeduini | September 21, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    You’ll find the best selection of hot babies, sexy singles at the exclusive interracial dating community,______ w w w-sugarscupid-c o m _______Come in and stay a while. Post a message, a pic of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You are guaranteed to find someone you like there.

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  37. shallwedance | September 21, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    You’ll find the best selection of hot babies, sexy singles at the exclusive interracial dating community,______ w w w-sugarscupid-c o m _______Come in and stay a while. Post a message, a pic of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You are guaranteed to find someone you like there.

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  38. Eliza | September 21, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    I really think she is one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth. I was really surprised by these comments…she’s gorgeous.

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  39. k | September 21, 2009 at 9:24 pm
  40. Delgo | September 21, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    Blake Lively’s cleavage
    ——————————-
    Rated

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  41. Delgo | September 21, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    Last pose looks like a head coach after the team goes 3 and out.

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  42. Crocoduck | September 21, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    Just what we need, another blonde plastic talentless Hollywood bimbo. Woohoo. The only notable thing about her is the name.

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  43. Martina | September 21, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    judging from the majority of the comments here about Blake Lively Negative), I’m guessing that most of the guys here spend too too much time banging their Khloe Kardashian companion dolls.

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  44. ******KrazyHotKelli********** | September 21, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    Her zizter iz zo much prettier. Teen Which zhould have won ozcars.

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  45. Jennza | September 22, 2009 at 8:32 am

    She’s enchantingly beautiful…

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  46. laurente | September 22, 2009 at 10:29 am

    she is not enchantingly beautiful
    she looks live every blonde nose jobbed plastic titted gal in hollywood
    boring
    boring!

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  47. Meade | September 22, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Not big enough for cleavage. That’s just inner sideboob.

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  48. Jenn | September 22, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    GORGEOUS! She is perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She looks a lot like someone I know. ME! :)

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  49. Verez | September 22, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Stunning. Perfection. I am in love.

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  50. Sienna | September 23, 2009 at 2:51 am

    …How the heck is she ugly? People’s standards are beyond ridiculous these days. I’m betting the majority of people that keep attacking the celebs on these forums have asses for faces.

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