Blake Lively attended some event that doesn’t matter last night and used the venue to remind me I’d build baby-firing bazookas for Al Qaeda just to gently sniff her cleavage for 30 seconds. And before everyone starts questioning my patriotism, I’d hum the Star-Spangled Banner the entire time, so back off.
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First? | November 16, 2009 at 12:25 pm
First?
Second? | November 16, 2009 at 12:26 pm
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Third? | November 16, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Third?
Fourth? | November 16, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Fourth?
5 | November 16, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Five
Fifth | November 16, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Fifth?!?
5 | November 16, 2009 at 12:37 pm
killed your fun, sorry :P
Jail | November 16, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Nice fake rack. Ugly pinched face. Every time I see her, I hear the wicked witch’s theme music.
SO RIGHT | November 16, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Is she wearing shorts? UGH — ugly. Put on a nice skirt with that top.
Drundel | November 16, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Fake or not, and I’m voting real, I would wreck that.
Rosie | November 16, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Don’t know who this young lady is but that jacket is really cute. Serious.
Jake | November 16, 2009 at 1:02 pm
This is the way every woman should dress. Except the fatties.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 16, 2009 at 1:03 pm
cover up her face and i’m in heaven
Valerie | November 16, 2009 at 1:14 pm
she DOES have the most boring face I’d ever seen on a celebrity, although I wouldn’t say it’s ugly at all. Just….like, plain or something. She is LUCKY for that body!
Valerie | November 16, 2009 at 1:17 pm
I think it’s the nose. It’s too fake looking. Even if it’s real, it looks like a bad nosejob.
mikd | November 16, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Yeah its the nose or lack of nostrils, the eyes don’t help anything…
asa | November 16, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Doesn’t pull the outfit off.
Eighteenth? | November 16, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Eighteenth?
yepie | November 16, 2009 at 1:49 pm
http://static.gossipgirlinsider.com/images/gallery/blake-lively-nose-job.png
bad nose job
Ravyn | November 16, 2009 at 1:49 pm
At least she learned how to use concealer.
PooPoo | November 16, 2009 at 2:01 pm
She need my throbbing cock in her gooey pussy.
sam | November 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I never liked her face, always looks like she just sucked a lemon…
Kat | November 16, 2009 at 2:27 pm
What a fat cow. Why is she famous?
Superfan | November 16, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Great stuff! This is what you get paid the big bux for!
Veronica | November 16, 2009 at 2:46 pm
did she borrow Victoria Beckham’s horrible breasts for the evening?
Hit it | November 16, 2009 at 2:57 pm
#30 gets to bang her starfish until your heart is content.
Anonymous | November 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Who the hell is Blake Lively?
Sport | November 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Embarrassed to say I have no idea who she is, but if she is of legal age let me say ‘she’s kinda hot.’ But lot’s of people are.
Smarm | November 16, 2009 at 3:23 pm
” 8. Jail – November 16, 2009 12:39 PM
Nice fake rack. Ugly pinched face. Every time I see her, I hear the wicked witch’s theme music.
”
Thats funny, every time we see you, we hear the Crying Game….coincidence? Doubtful. Shut the fuck up. Shes not only hotter tenfold than any piece of ass you could get within a half mile of, much less physically touch, but her ‘fake rack’ is fucking incredible. You posting that shit like its some kind of insult to have fake cans, just makes you sound like a douchenozzle (see- Spencer Pratt)
Scout | November 16, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Coordinates are in the mail.
Hefe | November 16, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Her face is off. I don’t really know what it is about it either.
Fabulous tits though. Those mini basketballs are beautiful.
PunchyThompson | November 16, 2009 at 3:52 pm
The superficial writer has always been pretty stupid, but “Blake Lively still has breasts”???? WTF? Did you not know that? We know you don’t know what a nipple is (see multiple previous NSFW postings), but this is over the top. Is she supposed to get them chopped off or something? Geez.. I mostly just come to this site to see how idiotic and stupid the writer is.
cherry | November 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
christ, put them away already slut
Smarm | November 16, 2009 at 4:09 pm
” 33. cherry – November 16, 2009 4:00 PM
christ, put them away already slut
”
Oh for christs sake quit fucking talking. . You do realize you’re on the fucking Superficial website, right? And that its main purpose in life is to provide pics of said assets, along with any half decent gossip? I’m fairly certain 95% of the ‘fish readers are just fine w her ‘leaving them out’. Now shut the hell up, and choke yourself. Jealous cow.
Peter Griffin | November 16, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Look at that side boob… Check out this side boob… How about that side boob? That turn you on? Well it shouldn’t, ‘cuz thats my side boob.
Good night everybody.
assman | November 16, 2009 at 4:44 pm
im becoming more impressed
um | November 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm
@32
Do you realize how stupid you look after that comment? Obviously it’s a joke, but you clearly are too stupid to get it.
She’s from Gossip Girl. Just throwing that out there to everyone who’s confused, and her face looks better in live-action. In pictures she just looks okay.
Kangaroo | November 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I’d like to gossip with her corn-hole.
sickitten | November 16, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Wow. How did this one get a career? Butterface, just like Chloe Sevigny.
Tanzarian | November 16, 2009 at 7:14 pm
I think I bought sex from her a few years ago…
See Alice | November 16, 2009 at 7:44 pm
She has a sour pickle face .
See Alice | November 16, 2009 at 7:46 pm
She has a sour pickle face .
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Jenna | November 16, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Hell, I said she was plain the last time she was posted on this site and I got reamed by someone for it. Now everyone is seeing what I see…which is a bunch of blonde nothing. She’s ugly vanilla as far as celebs go.
As far as someone you’d meet on the street – yea, she’s really attractive in comparison. As far as Hollywood goes? There are a million girls with ten times the looks and one billionth of the publicity. I don’t get it.
(No, I don’t live in Cali – I’m just sayin’, there are beautiful women there that do all the work to make sure they look perfect and we get a chick like this thrown at us? Lame)
Boots On Sale | November 16, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Well, if that’s the case then you should waste no more time walking through your neighborhood because here you will find everything you are looking for.
alarm | November 16, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Nice breasts, if they’re real. But I don’t like those beady little eyes!
micro sd | November 16, 2009 at 10:40 pm
if the girl can rock it (which she obviously can), then let her rock it. i’d kill to look like that in those dresses.
Nela | November 16, 2009 at 11:21 pm
I don’t get it…she has a face like play-doh.
roxy | November 17, 2009 at 2:05 am
this girl is so null. there’s just nothing abot her that makes me like her
ugg boots sale | November 17, 2009 at 6:16 am
if the girl can rock it (which she obviously can), then let her rock it. i’d kill to look like that in those dresses.