Blake Lively still has breasts

Blake Lively attended some event that doesn’t matter last night and used the venue to remind me I’d build baby-firing bazookas for Al Qaeda just to gently sniff her cleavage for 30 seconds. And before everyone starts questioning my patriotism, I’d hum the Star-Spangled Banner the entire time, so back off.

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