Blake Lively in a Bikini

May 18th, 2010 // 53 Comments

Here’s Blake Lively in the latest issue of Vogue where she talks about the fitness benefits of doing stunt work for Green Lantern:

Lively has been rehearsing with a stunt coordinator who works on the Bond movies and with gymnastic acrobats from Cirque du Soleil. “Our director likes it real–the fights close and dirty,” she explains, and for added veracity aerial stunts are being filmed in the rig created for The Matrix. “I’m 40 feet in the air, spiraling around. That’s the best workout you can ever do because it’s all core,” she tells me. “You do that for ten minutes and you should see your body the next day! It’s so exhilarating, so thrilling–and nauseating,” she adds.

Of course nobody with a penis even read that, so allow me to paraphrase: Blake Lively wants to do me inside a computer-generated reality that only Keanu Reeves can see. I’m in!

Photos: Vogue
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  1. Que

    Que nice buterface.

  2. scooby

    this girl can do no wrong.

  3. Anonymous

    Who the hell is Blake Lively?

  4. Doc Schweinstrudel

    WOW, she is so sexy !!!

  5. Jason

    What is up her ass in pic 4? Not that I am complaining. Well, I am complaining, it should be my penis.

  6. farles chew

    #3 I think she’s this Bieber person wearing different panties.

  7. Asshole

    #1 What’s wrong with her face? You’re a fucking faggot dude!

  8. SO RIGHT

    She’s attractive in a unique way. She’s not super beautiful or anything but there’s something very attractive about her.

  9. Asshole

    #7 Put the fag mag down. You’re starting to switch teams.

  10. Deacon Jones

    She’s got that British, Paul McCartney-like face structure or something going on..

  11. Willie Dixon

    GW – I so didn’t read that quote and went straight to the paraphrase *after* looking at ll the picts. Thanks!

  12. PunkA

    She’s hot, but the bikini does not lie–her cans are not that big. She must bra shot with Paris Hilton is all I’m saying. B-cup pushed up to the max. But smoking hot body, pretty face, smoky voice. Just needs a bigger rack and she’d be the perfect pin cushion.

  13. Sid

    As long as she keeps the Miss USA shaved monkey down the page, she’s ok by me.

  14. farles chew

    #13, we expect a better class of racists, funnier and more original, than that around here.

  15. sasha

    Heidi, see how attractive natural is?

  16. havoc

    I would knock the bottom out of that with great enthusiasm…..

    .

  17. Sid

    #14 – wow, great comment. Glad you could derive something off what I said. Sometimes you think of the posted story and just draw a blank, huh?

  18. Skippy

    Camel toe in picture #5? Oh yeah. Giggety-giggety-giggety…..

  19. Tek

    This chick is the definition of meh. Meh body, ugly face.

  20. Kathleen

    I don’t get it. Isn’t anyone looking at her face?

  21. Kangaroo

    Wtf is wrong with you gay cornholers bitching about her face ?

    She has a pretty face.

  22. Chuck Queso

    She’s pretty but nothing special.

  23. the truth

    LOL @ ppl calling others gay just because they have a difference of opinion.

  24. Chuck Queso

    She’s pretty but nothing special.

  25. Chuck Queso

    She’s pretty but nothing special. Dime a dozen in LA.

  26. Chuck Queso

    She’s pretty but nothing special. Dime a dozen in LA.

  27. Chuck Queso

    She’s pretty but nothing special. Dime a dozen in LA.

  28. gen

    @15

    Haha, she’s not natural. She’s had a nose job and a boob job. She just used plastic surgery well while Heidi used it like a retard.

  29. SIckArseHun

    I don’t think there is anything wrong with her face. I’d rip her right up the middle. I can’t believe her hairy troll of a costar gets to bang her day in and day out.

  30. Urbanspaceman

    She looks really nice. Did she have her breast implants removed?

  31. absinthe

    Anybody who calls her ugly has a lot of nerve. Her natural beauty is rare. These pictures don’t do her justice..Watch Gossip Girl and you’ll see how stunning she is. Not only that, she’s actually a sweet down-to-earth person.

  32. ron

    butterface

  33. minx

    Maybe her face is a little unusual, but still attractive. Definitely doesn’t distract from that body. And she already got a nose job, so at least she’s trying… to please all you fuckers.

  34. Just needs a bigger rack and she’d be the perfect pin cushion.

  35. Rasta

    I have a question:

    Does the overseer of this blog actually think he is funny? Because he isn’t. Why does he even bother writing anything. Just post the pictures and shut up.

  36. Ali

    #30 I think her breast reduction was courtesy of photoshop and the airbrush happy edittor that worked on her photos.

    Her cleavage looks less cleavegy, and more smudgey. Photoshop fail.

  37. Jeff

    so fuckin hot but my god i cant get passed that fuckin mole

  38. The big Z

    #18
    Ha, I looked at the comments only to see if someone else noticed. *High fives*

  39. Just post the pictures and shut up.

  40. Brenda

    Good cosmetic surgery isn’t obvious…hers is.

  41. captain america

    she must be odopted from outside of the country?
    SHE ISN’T FAT AT ALL!!

  42. rita

    she’s got a great body. her face is nothing special, but we can’t have everything, now can we? there’s a little sarah plain and tall about her, you know?

  43. Apostate

    I’d happily navigate the slopes of Mount Blake with my sturdy burro.

  44. DocChronic

    Rob Machado looks like he is enjoying the view. Go Rob!

  45. Maybe her face is a bit unusual, but still attractive. That certainly does not distract from the body. And he already got a nose job, so at least he’s trying … Please all you fuckers.

  46. I’d happily navigate the slopes of Mount Blake with my sturdy burro.

  47. I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOOEEE!!!

  48. How beautiful she is ! I love her !

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