Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

May 7th, 2013 // 94 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

So here’s everyone else at last night’s MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn’t see Avril Lavigne there, so that can’t be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money and showcase high fashion, so clearly the perspective of a blogger’s assistant wearing fleece pants is the most suitable. There’s a subtle theme here on who made the cut into this gallery and it’s “Boobies! or GAH!” Next year’s event will be even edgier when fifty grand a plate buys celebs the privilege of wearing Phase Two-themed couture. The kids just can’t stop texting about it!

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  1. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage MET Gala
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    Buttah!

  2. January Jones MET Gala
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    Two hours earlier…

    January: “I want my makeup to be a reflection of my soul!”
    Makeup artist: “Black and off-putting it is, then.”

  3. Kate Upton Cleavage MET Gala
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    She succeeded simply by showing up wearing a simple pretty spring colored dress.
    A bit meh, but SO much better than Those Who Tried Too Hard.

  4. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage MET Gala
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    She’s just not aging well.

  5. Jessica Biel Cleavage MET Gala
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    This girl’s face is getting a bit too Michael Jackson. I’m waiting for her nose to start sliding off her face.

  6. Beyonce Cleavage MET Gala
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    Where the fuck did those come from?

  7. The MET Gala is just another opportunity to showcase how much of your own dick you can get in your mouth while cheering on your high falutin’ pals that are doing the same.

  8. Gisele Bundchen MET Gala
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    Man Face

  9. Nina Dobrev Cleavage MET Gala
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    It’s really too bad that there’s no way to swap Nina with Kristin, so that Nina’s hotness was in Twilight and Kristin was banished to the CW.

  10. Olivia Wilde MET Gala
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    This poor girl. All that money yet she can’t seem to afford food.

  11. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage MET Gala
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    This is one bizarre looking woman.

  12. Marion Cotillard Cleavage MET Gala
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    Now THIS is a woman. All other Hollywood skanks take notice.

  13. Miranda Kerr MET Gala
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    My god, the eating disorder parade was in full effect at this event.

  14. Karlie Kloss Cleavage MET Gala
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    Ok, this is one model I really, really just don’t get. How the eff did she get a Victoria’s Secret contract? Her face is disgusting and she has the body of a little boy. Gross, gross, gross. As a dude, I would NEVER. She looks so out of place when she’s standing next to the likes of Doutzen, Candice and Adriana.

  15. Cara Delevingne Cleavage MET Gala
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    If I hadn’t eaten in over a week, I’d be ready to kill too.

  16. Blake Lively Cleavage MET Gala
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    This bitch is sooo not gonna age well. Good thing she invested in the new rack, cuz that face is gnarly.

  17. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage MET Gala
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    Needs more rouge on those apple cheeks.

  18. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage MET Gala
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    Dress is frightfull.

  19. Madonna Cleavage MET Gala
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    Madonna in plaid & fishnet booty shorts working a Betty Page wig…..and she was NOT the biggest mess of the night.

  20. Marion Cotillard Cleavage MET Gala
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    A normal looking woman…how strange.

  21. Jennifer Lopez MET Gala
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    I hate animal prints butt this ain’t bad.

  22. Blake Lively Cleavage MET Gala
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    The face? No.
    Everything below it? Yes!

  23. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage MET Gala
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    She’s holding up well. Gotta love her huge breasts.

  24. Jessica Biel Cleavage MET Gala
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    Still so hot.

  25. January Jones MET Gala
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    Again with the basic pleasure model look

  26. Tiger Woods Lindsay Vonn MET Gala
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    and her name is lindsay too…you don’t say

  27. Uma Thurman Cleavage MET Gala
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    All she needs is a coat made from a hundred and one Dalmations.

  28. Nina Dobrev Cleavage MET Gala
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    What the hell is the outfit about? She’s as hot as usual, but that outfit is a mess.

  29. Kate Upton Cleavage MET Gala
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    Simple and elegant.

  30. Blake Lively Cleavage MET Gala
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    Meh still don’t see the big deal about Blake Lively. Stand her next to Kate Beckinsale and then tell me who looks like they are going to turn 40 and who is turning 26 in the summer.

  31. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage MET Gala
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    She’s cute. Nice tits spilling out of the dress there.

  32. Olivia Wilde MET Gala
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    I like this look on her.

  33. Marion Cotillard Cleavage MET Gala
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    She is a sexy French powerhouse. I love it.

  34. Miranda Kerr MET Gala
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    What’s up with the purse? Why does it have spikes coming out of it?

  35. January Jones MET Gala
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    LOL

  36. Madonna Cleavage MET Gala
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    Only Madonna would dare to attempt such a derivative look.

  37. Madonna Cleavage MET Gala
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    She’ll still be doing this in 20 years.

  38. Tiger Woods Lindsay Vonn MET Gala
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    Tiger plays nice for the cameras….hoping to attract some new endorsement deals to replace the ones he lost when his pussy parade was revealed?

  39. January Jones MET Gala
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    This looks like her mugshot after she’s castrated her lover and threw his penis in the garbage disposal.

  40. Marion Cotillard Cleavage MET Gala
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    Those shoes. I need to see the whole shoe.

  41. Tiger Woods Lindsay Vonn MET Gala
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    She looks just like Lindsay Lohan from that angle.

  42. Christina Ricci Cleavage MET Gala
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    I can always depend on this one to dress weirdly.

  43. Jessica Hart Cleavage MET Gala
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    I wonder how much she can bench press.

  44. Cara Delevingne Cleavage MET Gala
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    She looks like she’d slash your throat if you ask her how her day was.

  45. Cara Delevingne Cleavage MET Gala
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    Vants blud

  46. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage MET Gala
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    Her right breast looks perkier than her left one.

  47. Beyonce Cleavage MET Gala
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    Show us the shots that made her publicist angry and scared…those are the only ones worth seeing.

  48. Kate Upton Cleavage MET Gala
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    They are real and they are enormous.

  49. Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen MET Gala
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    I wonder what it’s like to have your very own life sized Ken doll.

  50. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage MET Gala
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    If she would just take off the crazy vest thing it would make the outfit a thousand percent better….and we could see her tits!

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