Here’s Blake Lively walking around New York today with her boyfriend/Gossip Girl co-star Penn Badgley who felt the need to grope her ass then smile directly at me – specifically me – to rub it my face. So maybe he’s on a network TV show and appears to be in prime physical shape. I write dick jokes on a website that I could easily make Blake Lively the face of instead of these suckers only to get sued for misappropriating her likeness to promote a product without her explicit endorsement. BOOM!
(Didn’t mean to make all you ladies moist just then, but sometimes a man has to put his cards on the table.)