Blake Lively Was at Something and Other News

January 12th, 2011 // 44 Comments

- Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark proves that America loves senseless violence. [Popeater]

- Ted Williams uses the old “bitches be crazy” excuse. [Dlisted]

- Jake Gyllenhaal broke up with Taylor Swift over the phone. [Lainey Gossip]

– Carmen Electra has no idea she’s being photographed. [Hollywood Tuna]

- This is definitely the best rehabilitation for David Duchovny‘s sex addiction. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Real-life superhero Phoenix Jones used his face to fight crime. [Bossip]

- Natalie Portman is naked for Dior. [Popaholic]

- Tom Hanks‘ son is rapper Chet Haze. Every family’s got one. [BuzzFeed]

- The new Real Housewives cast revealed. My life has meaning again! [EgoTV]

- The 50 Worst Sports Movies of All Time includes “Over The Top” which completely shatters the validity of this list. [Bleacher Report]

- Taylor Lautner will earn 20 million with two films which completely shatters the validity of the motion picture industry. [Just Jared]

- Star Wars Celebrity Cameos: #23 is my personal favorite. [theCHIVE]

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  1. Female

    She;s ugly!!!! what she wearing???

    • Yeezy's Son

      Umm, I beg to differ. She in fine. Not super pretty but that body don’t quit. So if you think she’s ugly either your insane or your Bar Rafaeli. And if you’re Bar, well my bad.

    • Esol Esek

      The body is undeniable, particularly the legs and height. The face is a bit tough, but still youthful enough to make it sultry. That said, the face has got a maximum of 36 months left and its entering kathy griffin territory. If she has kids, game over. She’ll look like every other angry housewife across america, unless she stays fit, and will be a hot MILF.

      btw, something is wrong with Bar Rafaeli. That girl got rugby player stocky and lost her lithe hotness. Beauty is really fleeting for all but a few.

  2. Blake Lively
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs a new stylist.
    Twenty-eight pictures of the blogger’s light of love….her face looks not quite right in all of them.

  3. HeyNow

    My future ex-wife.

    • Cock Lover

      Fish enough already with the Blake Lively shit…GIVE US SOME COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Rough moves the crowd in unison

    Ha A student of Gandi as I suspected. For avoiding confrontation, I’m putting you back on the straight list JG…

  5. JR

    Over the Top was so bad, it’s AMAZING. That thing should get a retroactive Oscar.

  6. Insert Fictitous Name Here

    Is she suiting up for the Ravens this weekend?

  7. TCTGW

    We, The Twelve Galactic Wises, have followed this with great interest. *Droolz* We’re asking this time our earthly colleagues, The Three Female Wises of the West (TTFWW), for advice. What ever she’s done, has she been forgiven or not? Please give us your dark advice.

    • TTFWW

      We all has decided unanimously that she have been forgiven.

      • TCTGW

        It’s true that this time our earthly female colleagues are in a better position to judge than we’re. May your paths be blessed with wisdom and great health TTFWW.

      • Gando

        And who are The Two Wises of the East?! Aren’t we important anymore or something?!

      • Gando

        All what i can add to this is that “love” is a complicated thing. They’re all seasoned and adult entities and hopefully there aren’t really to be considered ‘victims’ left in this case.

      • Nero

        I’m afraid that this is only understandable for creatures called women …

      • Galtacticus

        All what i see is a great story line for a blockbuster movie …

  8. lightdragon

    I feel pretty…i feel pretty stupid

  9. Rhialto

    What are they talking about and what have happened?!

  10. Jake broke up with Taylor over the phone…….bring on the pathetic country songs.

  11. crys

    I, like most females have the biggest girl crush on her (non sexual crush that is lol), i think it is just how natural her beauty is n her sexy style, she can pull off any outfit. n her little mole is adorable

    • GravyLeg

      Her little mole is melanoma. We will see how adorable it is when it kills her.

    • ohlawd

      Actually, most females I know don’t have a girl crush on her. We find her laugh lines and kinda shitty style to be distracting from her admittedly really hot 23 year old body.

      This is me and other women I know holding her up to super high celebrity standards. By normal people standards though… she’s hot. That’s all there really is to it, isn’t there?

  12. Blake Lively
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I would absolutely wreck this woman.

  13. Blake Lively
    Cock Lover
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she is starting to age in these photos.

  14. Blake Lively
    Cock Lover
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s almost 40 right?

  15. Blake Lively
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    perfection

  16. Blake Lively
    Commented on this photo:

    id hit it

  17. wim

    well, THERE WERE PHOTOGRAPHERS…………

  18. Rhialto

    What have we ever?! Has the troll train been released again?!

    • Nero

      Hm,i can tell from the style of writing that except TCTGW and TTFWW all the others are trolls. I’ll bet that moron dr. nero has something to do with this.

      • Rhialto

        While i was sleeping with the hands above the covers and the bible next to me on the bedside cabinet. This got all posted here. We’re going to hunt down dr. nero and throwing him back in his cage again!

      • bimbamboing

        Since when is Penthouse magazine the bible!?

  19. Joey

    Ben Affleck was there!

  20. Gando

    She doesn’t know yet but soon political and religious leaders, kings and queens of the world, will kneel down devotedly at her feet. Showing their respect and overloading her with the most precious gifts.

  21. Mortimer Duke

    Holy Shit! She has been reincarnated as Rue McClanahan, but with her Golden Girls (i.e. old) face.

  22. bb

    LOVE THE DRESS!

  23. Twinkle

    I have a friend that works at a steady extra on Gossip Girl. He said that she is a rude, conceited, inconsiderate bitch. She kept the whole set waiting while she finished a personal call with no regard to the crew and other cast members that it’s costing time and it’s freezing cold this time of year. She doesn’t give a sh!t about the TV show. She only cares about being on the big screen.

    I, on the other hand, only hate her because she dresses like a 40 year old. She has no style—she just looks like one of those Real Housewives. She has only one pose for the cameras: hand on hip, tilt head. She looks like Barbie (and not in the good way) with her arm permanently cocked. It’s so contrived and self-conscious looking. Really Blake, get a grip.

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