Here’s Blake Lively in the latest issue of Interview magazine where she’s interviewed (Oh, I get it now.) by Ben Affleck about something that doesn’t involve me seeing her in a bra and handcuffs, so I can’t help but wonder if it ever really happened. Sort of like that old philosophical chestnut: If a tree falls in the woods, do I masturbate in the restroom or my office? Or am I thinking about that one where the guy puts his cat in a box full of poison to get some privacy? Might’ve been that one.