Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Had Sex In His Apartment

October 24th, 2011 // 38 Comments

Here’s Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds leaving his Boston apartment early Saturday morning which pretty much confirms all those rumors while simultaneously piercing my penis through the heart. On a related note, I continued my journey of self-hate-fuckingization by watching Green Lantern again this weekend to see if it was really as bad as the novel I wrote about it said it was. I now sincerely hope Ryan and Blake find true love together, have a perfect storybook wedding and then watch their first child be stillborn in front of their very eyes as everyone they love gets pancreatic cancer for Christmas. (True story: They’re reading this going, “Damn, he let us off easy.” They know they what they did.)

EDIT: Added pics of Blake bringing Ryan a birthday present on the set of R.I.P.D. Sunday morning. It looks like something framed which must be awesome for Ryan considering how much she loves photography and, no, I’m not crying. Shut up.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. direchef

    Tragic, I guess she sucks as much as Green Lantern did.

  2. well i liked the GL tv series back in the 60s, but couldn’t watch that movie after the panning it got everywhere i looked. maybe when it’s on netflix..
    anywhore, sure hope she’s not the next pregnant actress. that’s a killer body.

  3. Cock Dr

    We should start to take bets on what new & different Hollywood player will be plunging into her vagina next month?

  4. cc

    He’s a pretender to the throne compared to the DeCaprio/Clooney poon-off.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Good Lord, she brought her pocket dog with her. I just hope Blake and Ryan’s was the only sex going on that night, because copulation between those two pets does not look like a comfortable fit.

  6. Richard McBeef

    She probably just stayed the night so his golden retriever could bang that pocket dog of hers. I’m sure they stayed up to have a glass of wine and watch dogs fuck though.

  7. ace11

    Nothing wrong with what they are doing

    Last time i checked they were both single

    and hell she’s 24..why not play around?

    • Dan

      Um, this is the chick that was banging Leo while he made her walk 15 feet behind him.

      She is gonna have so much baggage in a few years no one sane will want her.

    • Hugh Jass

      What Dan is trying to say is she is a cumdumpster and everyone knows it.

  8. aaron

    the comment about the stillborn child is a bit far.

    • dude

      i agree. maybe if it were funnier, i’d say it was in bounds. but yeah, not your best work.

    • Raggedy Ann

      somebody is butthurt about their dead baby.

    • Vkat

      Yeah…sorry, but this post pissed me off, and I’m pretty damn broad minded. Sex, drugs, making fun of celebrities, yada, yada, yada…all fair game. Stillborn kids and pancreatic cancer, not so much. To top it off, it’s not even a funny comment. Epic fail, Fish.

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    CptCreep
    Commented on this photo:

    Ry’ wuz there…

  10. Celebrities are whores….she’s had half of hollywood insider her pooch cooch!!!

    • anonymous

      Her list of men is not long – 3 yrs w/Penn, 5 wks with Leo and now Ryan. That is a short list. If she had been with Ben Affleck like the rumors suggested, he and Jennifer would not be smiling holding hands and expecting a 3rd child, you think ?? Get your minds out of the GUTTER. The jealousy of this nation is blurring the lines on everything. Guys and girls who think she is ugly I can say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but with her mile long legs and long blond hair, she is by no means a female version of the “Elephant Man”. God Bless them as the forge ahead. It may work or not, they will find it out in time.

  11. adolf hitler

    there is nothing interesting or attractive about this chickl. how much is she paying this site to hype her up? i would donate a whole $5 to this site if i never have to see gross exaggerations about her hotness here again.

  12. Morgan

    At the rate she’s going it’s bound to be my turn soon! I can’t wait!

  13. Venom

    The new Hollywood Mattress. She has taken the throne from Kate Hudson.

  14. anonymous

    Those were horrible nasty mean statements to print. about people you know nothing about. If you did not like the movie that is one thing but the personal attacks on them, family and friends were so unecessary and you come out sounding like a jealous fan boy. You should consider not writing another article if you can not do better than this. How old are you 15?? Be very careful about what you wish for others becasuse the same thing could very well happen to you and even worse

    • Lou

      Fifteen? Naaaaaa. More like 13. Don’t be hard on them. They probably have raging acne which they cannot scratch and find relief in this way. Isn masturbation not practiced any more? Sit down, guys.

  15. Lisa

    Did you WISH a Stillborn child on someone?!!!!!!!!!!!!! How fucking ignorant are you:?! UGLY things to say …shame on you for saying shit like that. This terrible thing happens to people all the time. Im sick to my stomache reading this!
    Celebrities or not you dont say things like that. Thats just a plain cruel thing to type out and print! I for one will NEVER return to this page ever again.

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks to me like a teddy bear. In which case I would arrest Ryan for statutory since Blake is apparently a toddler…

  17. Mama Pinkus

    am I the only gal who thinks Ryan looks like a complete dweeb?

  18. GT

    Now this is a cute couple. Honestly. And I don’t just mean Blake Lively’s breasts.

  19. name required

    To the so-called “writer” of this post. Fuck you, pig.
    Seems to be a really pathetic trend of wishing cancer on people these
    days.
    What, are you really that fucked up, you fucking pile of shit?
    Are you really that pathological?
    I bet even now you’re masturbating to these comments, because
    being called a loser turns you on in your sick little excuse for a mind.

    What goes around comes around, you fucking loser.
    And when you or someone you love (but hopefully you) sits you down one day and tells you they have inoperable cancer, let’s hear you laugh then.

    You fucking pile of shit.

    • aynon

      my my my how we act like children. I think Ryan and Blake and myself are completely disgusted. Grow up and get a life.

    • Lou

      I think that, really, the writer of this so-called article is the lowest of the low. The definition ‘fucking pile of shit’ is soooo very appropriate.

  20. aynon

    I am aynon. I realize I am a pathetic loser with no soul, but I just can’t help it.

  21. Anonymous British Columbian

    ROFL, honestly… this is way better than anything on TV during the weekdays.

    Thank you for bringing joy in my life, knowing that…. yes there are people who suck more than I do. ^_^

    I

  22. Anonymous British Columbian

    Gotta love all those Dysfunctional Celebrities who cant make a realtionship last longer than the life span of their first pet.

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