BREAKING: Blake Lively Has Hair

April 27th, 2011 // 54 Comments

Here’s Blake Lively at the Time 100 Gala last night where she showed up with red hair that I honestly didn’t even notice until I saw headlines screaming it. Because here’s how every guy looked at these and apparently so did Blake Lively:

“Hey, hey! Yeah… Ah, dammit, looked at her face. Back to the breasts, back to the breasts!”

Every woman:

“Fat, horse-faced bitch. STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!”

Black person:

“Who this? Jessica Simpson? White women all look the same.”

And finally Asians:

[Insert car crash and/or math here.]

Now to return from whence I came. *takes off turquoise blazer, gets in time machine, sets date to 1991*

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN


  1. slampon

    but seriously, that horse-faced bitch is fat and if i catch her around my husband again i’m gonna turn her hair bald.

  2. Deacon Jones

    she looks hot.

    Like Lindsay Lohan hot when she was 18 and not snorting small creatures up her nose.

    • DKNY

      Even younger, Lindsay’s problem was always the freckles. There’s just too many of them, they make her skin look dirty.

      Blake does look pretty good with the red hair though.

      • T-Bag

        I want to see her boobs. My brother says they are fake (and they certainly kinda do look fake), but let’s see some proof Blake! LOL. BTW, Lindsey is still hot, despite the freckles. You must like the dark skin. Or alabaster women with NO IMPERFECTIONS whatsoever

    • fingerling

      She look hot??? ewwe

  3. Blake Lively Breasts Red Hair
    Fa Nay Nay
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    wonka boobs

  4. Cock Dr

    It’s always interesting when someone tries to fake the ginger.
    To her credit that is IMO the least worst dress Ms Liveley has paraded in front of the cameras.

  5. That pretty much sums it up. Men could give a rats ass about hair styles, dresses, shoes, and every other thing that women obsess over trying to look hot. Show us your tits ladies…if you want more attention, show more tits. Rocket science is significantly more difficult than this equation.

    • Any Guy

      exactamundo. as long as you HAVE hair ladies, we don’t give a fuck what color it is. nor do we care about your ‘style’, as long as you’re hot, non-cunty, and put out… we’re there. now what about those titties again?

  6. Morgan

    She’s always been pretty…but what up with those nails? It’s like “Fright Night” circa 1985. She’s been bitten by the head honcho vampire and he passed unto her the red hair and nails of death!

  7. Blake Lively Breasts Red Hair
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    Why does this chick look 40? Isn’t she in her early 20′s? Her future doesn’t look too good.

  8. RoboZombie

    40 pics in the gallery? Why, that’s EIGHTY BOOBS!!!

  9. The Critical Crassness

    Kendra Wilkinson looks different with red hair…but she is still working the “stripper’s revenge” look to the max in that turquoise dress with the sequined bra exposed.

  10. Dank

    80 insanely obvious bolt-on boobs. Yipee!

  11. The Critical Crassness

    BTW, In the mid-twentieth century, they had a name for women like Blake Lively…”Prick Teaser”! Which means that she is more than likely a, “Dead Fuck”, too!

  12. The red hair and aqua gown makes her look like a mermaid..a pretty one, but mermaid-y nonetheless….and what is with those nails, I hope she doesn’t burst one of her fake boobs with those things, yikes.

  13. Blake Lively Breasts Red Hair
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    Her claws are freakishly long. She is turning into a ginger!

  14. I so want to take her to prom.

  15. Blake Lively Breasts Red Hair
    The Most Interesting
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    Yes, they do bring all the boys to the yard…

  16. Arzach

    Love redheads , redhead with breasts WIN!

  17. F*ck you back dude

    Nice body but rough as hell face WOOF!

    • You remember a post from 2009? Dude, what do you do, print out all the posts and store them in mylar bags, next to your back issue of X-Men and Archie Comics? Hold onto those, my man, one day they’ll be work thousands of dollars, for sure.

  18. Blake Lively Breasts Red Hair
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    Sometimes because of her breasts we forget that she also has a great ass and very nice legs

  19. MrsPlant

    She looks absolutely beautiful. I never thought I’d say those words. I guess she wins in both worlds now, men and women.

  20. dpbefun

    What is up with that blue turd on her finger?

  21. Blake Lively Breasts Red Hair
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    She looks like the Little Mermaid

  22. adolf hitler

    not hot. someone on her team is obviously paying for publicity.

  23. audrey

    hahahah holy shit fish, i rarely laugh out loud at your posts anymore because they are all so redundant and obvious, but the asian(insert car crash and/or math) comment had me laughing for about 5 minutes. well played.

  24. Mandi

    1. I love that ring (female stuffs).
    2. I love that dress (more females stuffs)
    3. Her boobs are hot (WE CAN AGREE AND UNITE)

  25. anonym

    she could pick my boogers with those fingers

  26. ME

    She has got to cut those CLAWS immediately. The red hair isn’t bad, but this whole ensemble makes her look even more ridiculous than she did before. The pageant dress is too much.

  27. “Under the sea, under the sea. Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter take it from me!”

  28. Mandy

    Those nails! Yuck. I think she is pretty though. With the hair and the dress, she looks like she’s in a Little Mermaid costume.

  29. Jessics

    Love the hair, but those vulture talons are disgusting.

  30. Blake Lively Breasts Red Hair
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    Even she can’t stop staring at her own breasts. Not that I blame her.

  31. Blake Lively Breasts Red Hair
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    I want to see her boobs. My brother says they are fake (and they certainly kinda do look fake), but let’s see some proof Blake! LOL


    Why is she wearing a mermaid costume?

  33. Blake Lively Breasts Red Hair
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    hot hot lady

  34. Blake Lively Breasts Red Hair
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    Now she looks exactly like me.. ugh

  35. JK

    What’s with the racism? Especially with the Asian example? You couldn’t come up with anything wittier?

    How about use this instead? “A white girl with long silky hair? Who knew that was possible?”

  36. Blake Lively Breasts Red Hair
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    @ suge:
    maybe cos this pic isnt photoshopped? dumb ass

  37. Blake Lively Breasts Red Hair
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    i’ve always loved her. i think she’s gorgeous and classy. one of my favorite actresses.

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