Are You Banging A Guy Named Ryan? You’re Probably Pregnant

Because Megan Fox’s surprise pregnancy apparently wasn’t enough this week, Blake Lively and Eva Mendes are both pregnant with their second child thanks to Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling bravely ejaculating into their vaginas. I don’t know how they did it, and talk about a golden age of sperm-based reporting. Remember where you were this day. Remember where you were…

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