Blake Lively Just Doomed ‘Green Lantern’

Blake Lively has incredible breasts. If Jesus had breasts, they’d look like Blake Lively’s. Which is why you’d assume she’d polish them up and work them for the premiere of her first summer blockbuster. Except that was before leaked photos of “not her” hit the Internet, so here’s Blake Lively dressed like a virginal bride at last night’s premiere of Green Lantern where everyone only talked about how great she is at baking. Because that’s why Warner Bros. hired her. “Hey, did you know Blake Lively makes insane macaroons? Let’s base the marketing of our $300 million investment on that. It’ll be awesome.”

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