So Blake Lively’s Skirt Flew Up

September 8th, 2011 // 73 Comments

Apparently finding my offering of a 28-pic caption gallery rife with Captain America and Hawkeye homoerotic tomfoolery satisfactory, the Internet Gods have seen fit to make Blake Lively‘s skirt fly up while filming Gossip Girl in New York last night. Granted, this looks way less exciting than it sounds – What kind of panties are those anyway? And, no, I’m not asking because I have limited experience with women’s undergarments. (The vagina’s in the back pocket, right?) – I don’t see how this doesn’t tarnish her in the eyes of Leonardo DiCaprio leaving him no choice but to send her straight into my arms. She’s unclean now, I’m her only option. I’m her density….

Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Snooki's Taint

    Granny panties.

  2. Holland

    Hello Spanx

  3. Gerald Tarrant

    Lorraine is your density bro.

  4. that made my penis sad.

  5. anonymous

    HA-HA – Cellulite!!!

    • come on…she’s a tall chick. a lil cellulite is no big deal when you are that tall. Kim K is the fat one but everyone loves her.

      Good work Leo!!! keep the tour of fabulous pu55y going. She may not be Bar but she’s still delicious!!!!

    • sandie

      Well, if she didn’t have any cellulite then she would it be a man, ha-ha. She looks alright.

  6. Busted Honda

    Fish,
    Reese Witherspoon got hit by a car yesterday and walked away without a scratch because her ginormous chin acted like one of those cow catcher things on the front of a locomotive and tossed the car into the air like a fucking Matchbox car. I wanna see pictures of that, not this.

  7. Einstein

    Bar is laughing her ass off right about now…

    • Alex

      No shit. What a downgrade. Fucking spanx. Hit the damn elliptical you lazy bitch.

      • basti

        Alex, you have a hard time getting laid, don’t you? Women wear “spanx” under dresses like that to avoid allowing lonely pervs like you to see everything they own.

      • Richard McBeef

        no celebrity woman owns their pussy. it’s in the public domain.

      • Alex

        Oh, so that’s the new excuse? So we can’t see what’s underneath? Oooooh.

        Gosh, I feel so stupid!

      • “to avoid allowing lonely pervs like you to see everything they own”

        You do know you are speaking about the skank that put pictures of all her naughty bits on the internet for us “lonely pervs” to see. (and fap)

      • Alex

        @basti
        It almost seems as if I know you from somewhere. That was kind of a knee-jerk response that was just asking for it about wearing spanx to hide something other than a fat ass. You don’t happen to go by the name of Carla somewhere else, eh?

      • kimmykimkim

        Alex if she had spanx on, we wouldn’t be able to see the cellulite. Well unless she was huge and had no muscle tone, then it’d only help a little bit. And an elliptical probably wouldn’t help anyway. Cellulite is usually caused by diet. She probably eats canned cheese. But yeah, for the fun of it, what a fuckin fatty!

    • Derwood

      What for? She has cellulite on her flabby ass and stumpy legs.

    • davi

      blake has achieved more in the fashion biz and has a man who loves her, “cellulite” and all. She’s not the bitter betty bar and her two fans are apparently are.

      • Mark

        ALL women have cellulite, its normal actually…stupid media has made it seem like there is something wrong with a woman if she has it to prey on her insecurities…maybe 2 percent of the population of females DONT have it…grow up.

      • Richard McBeef

        Mark is a strange name for a 345lb woman.

      • Dan

        “fashion biz and has a man who loves her, “cellulite” and all.”

        Are you serious?

        Leo is probably scoping out who to boink next. The guy is a serial modelizer.

        Watch that Sex and the City episode, it is all true.

    • J

      Alright, folks. Yes, those are spanx. Just the underwear kind, not the “stretchy bike shorts” kind. Skinny girls wear spanx all the time for specific outfits. Like when you can see the outline of your belly buttom straight though a really tight dress or when certain material shows LITERALLY where your ass crack starts. Those are times to wear spanx, to smooth everything out. Every single skinny celebrity (all with a banging body) wears them with gowns on red carpets. Trust.

      And yes, cellulite is in large part due to diet. Not drinking enough water or having bad circulation are both big causes for cellulite. It’s not necessarily because you’re fat or skinny.

  8. Venom

    It’s called “pulling a Taylor Swift”.

  9. FLOOBY

    what am I looking at here? Dissapointed

    • gumption

      that is what I want to know. All this arguing over spanx and I have no damn clue if she is wearing spanx or why or what the f is going on around here. She appears to be a thin woman and spanx are for pudgey gals. someone explain for god sakes!!!!

  10. sweet ass, o well on the pannies, we’ve seen her ass already so no loss. appreciate the effort from aeolus :)

  11. Christy

    Looks like shes wearing spanx to me

  12. Jeff

    I really don’t get the density joke. Density instead of destiny, boring.

  13. Cock Dr

    To most of us she seems so very average.
    But apparently she makes magic happen within the blogger’s pants. Go figure.

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    Grinder
    Commented on this photo:

    Does every female present us now with a … FAKE ASS squeezed into SPANX?

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    Grinder
    Commented on this photo:

    … bock bock … chicken legs.

  16. basti

    Look, let us not lose sight of the most important fact, here, which is she can wear whatever and Leonardo DiCaprio will STILL bang her. Clearly she’s doing SOMETHING right.

  17. CranAppleSnapple

    I love that purple handbag.
    But the girl is a mouth-breathing cum-dumpster.

  18. Frank Burns

    Ass FAIL.

  19. Penny

    They look like the Depends that my great-grandmother wears at the nursing home.

  20. raspberry

    Just look at those hooker-stripper shoes.

    • Is this the new fad? First we have Courtney Cuntbasket wearing monstrosities where her toes are falling over the side of the shoe and now this.

      http://www.thesuperficial.com/courtney-stodden-hollywood-walk-of-fame-09-2011

      It looks like you take a normal high heeled shoe, stack some Skoal cans together and glue it to the sole, slap a 7 inch heel on it and call it a day.

      • kimmykimkim

        Yes the platform is back. I can’t explain what’s going on with Courtneys shoes except that her feet are way too wide for them. But Blake’s shoes are really nice and classy. I wouldn’t call those stripper shoes personally. Strippers dig on those clear acrylic platforms.

      • Same thing is happening with these shoes. The sole part is more narrow than the shoe part so the edges hang over. If Blake’s shoes didn’t have a side to them her foot would be hanging over too.

        I’m just saying it looks odd.

      • gumption

        I agree , I hate the way heels are made now. They are not classic platforms, nunyobidnez is right, they look like skoal cans glued on the bottom, it is a new look and started because lazy broads want to wear heels but not do the work of wearing heels so it balances out the height of the shoe and basically looks like crap. Cant stand them. And frankly I think they make it harder to walk in because your entire foot has no feeling of the ground. Plus they look exactly like ugly stripper shoes. They need to divide up the shoe dept to normal women shoes and fat lazy bitch section.

      • TomFrank

        I vote that we start calling those clear acrylic platforms “Shaunas.”

  21. Andie

    She’s gorgeous and I love her green heels. My God, if you people can make fun of THAT girl what chance do the rest of us normal women have?

    • Frank Burns

      Post some pics and we’ll let you know. But in general don’t worry, for every critic there’s 100 guys who think the opposite, or who will bone you based only on the criteria are that you 1) have a vajayjay, and 2) are alive.

      • Andie

        You know, after a closer look at those shoes I don’t like the platforms. Uh, no. And Frank, you have a good point. I think there’s more men out there that would bone me than wouldn’t. I’m pretty cute, even if I’m not Bar or Blake. I’m more a Lily Allen type. And I’m good with that. :)

      • kimmykimkim

        I think andie should post pics! Who agrees?!

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    TomBrady
    Commented on this photo:

    This must be what Indiana Jones felt like when the Ark of the Covenant turned out to be filled with Nazi face-melters.

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    JP
    Commented on this photo:

    Spanx? Really? She shouldn’t need Spanx.

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    dairy air
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that cheese?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I like big jewelry but that shit hanging off her neck is ridiculous.

  26. ridiculous

    Look at bar, then look at blake.

    nuff said.

  27. I didn’t know it was possible to only work out from the knee down. I learned something.

    • Ann

      Effin hilarious but it’s totally the high heels that give the illusion that she worked out….from the knee down.

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    Grinder
    Commented on this photo:

    SPANX, chicken legs and cheese!

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    sooooooosuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    Chicken legs????? More evidence that Americans have been so overexposed to fat that they can no longer recognize great gams. Peruse the rest of the photos, my tortured friends, I believe your assessments may have been premature. Although, I agree on the Spanx, another unfortunate sign of the times that’s quite disappointing.

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    eeyore
    Commented on this photo:

    Spanx and serious cottage cheese on those thighs! Amazing what un-retouched pix look like!

  31. basti

    @Alex: Um, no, I go by basti except for when visiting my family, then I go by Baseema. And I was simply stating the obvious. I’ve seen the reaction most men have like that to pretty girls. They are generally sufferers of a inferiority complex with a denial issue that causes them to try to find flaws with pretty girls so as to convince themselves and people (particularly women) around them that they do not feel inferiority. I just thought suming it up with “you don’t get laid much” was concise. If you want to get offended with the truth, that’s your own issue.

  32. Anonymous

    Who the hell is Blake Lively?

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    Isa
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I spotting some cellulite? I love it when famous people have cellulite or strech marks, it makes us mortals feel better about ourselves

  34. Beefarino

    Sisterhood of the traveling underpants.

  35. See Alice

    Cellulite is so disappointing .

  36. Meh

    Bar Rafeilli wears spanx too, they come in sizes small enough to fit Nicole Richie so they ain’t just for fatties, they help hide panty lines and protect you from flashing your ass because thongs are the only other option agaisnt panty lines and in her business where she gets photographed all the time thongs are a dumb move. Also I promise any bitch on here that says they don’t have cellulite you do, you just can’t see it looking at yourself from the side bend your head down and look in the mirror from behind. I promise you every girl over 25 has it.

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    Lindsay
    Commented on this photo:

    Spanx. Though I would have thought she was skinny enough to not need them, she may have eaten that day.

  38. Adam

    Pretty gal, clean underwear, long legs–what’s not to like?

    Hey, if Leo doesn’t want her, I’ll take her.

  39. Fish, it’s been more than a day. Come out with your Popeye arm up!

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    geee
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank God she has one minuscule imperfection!!

    She IS human after all.

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    ben dover
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d tap that

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