Blake Lively & Leonardo DiCaprio Took Pictures of Each Other. Oh, Good.

June 8th, 2011 // 71 Comments

“Trust me. When have private pictures ever ended up on the Internet?”

More photos of Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio‘s Italian getaway have surfaced and like most shots of them together, they’re filled with him scowling beneath a hat while making her walk 20 feet behind him because Leonardo DiCaprio thinks we’re all idiots. “Wait, are they together? Nah, it’s just two Hollywood celebrities coincidentally walking the same direction in a foreign city.” Anyway, I took the liberty of adding captions to each of the photos (starting here) because daddy blew his walkin’ around money on them, so I suggest you start clicking lest my pimp hand find itself itchy from a lack of face. Enjoy.

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. herm

    shootin fish in a barrel

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    herm
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    OH MY GOD HE IS DOING THE WALK!!!!!!

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    Deacon Jones
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    “I’M KING OF THIS PISS PUDDLLLLLEEEE! “

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    Anita Cocke
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    Is he cold???

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    dbs
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    I’m not sure, but I think I had the same facial expression while peeing when I had this bladder infection a few weaks ago.

    • Asoto

      And I’m not sure either, but I think she had the same facial expression while I peed on her a few weeks ago.

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    Commented on this photo:

    No you can’t see my personal photos! Do you remember what happened to Rihanna when she got nosy? DO YOU, BITCH?

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    dbs
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    I’m not sure, but I think I had the same facial expression while peeing when I had this bladder infection a few weeks ago.

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    “You wanna be in an action movie? How about posing with THESE guns?”

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    “M-M-M-My, Verona”

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    Jake
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    The most common position for Leo’s last 47 girlfriends.

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    Ease off, bitch, you’re ruining my game.

  12. TomFrank

    Nice job, Fish. You should caption your photo galleries more often.

  13. UnholyKrep

    The N and the D on DiCaprio’s hat standing of course for “Noxious Dickhead”.

  14. Can someone explain how she’s better then Bar Refarli.

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    Bow Chica Wow Wow
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    Why aren’t the photgraphers running around the other side to get the upskirt shots? It must be so weird been strangers in a strange land but been followed by them all.

  16. terry

    PR stunt. The Green lantern is coming out soon so Blake has been paired with Leo for publicity.
    But once that trash GL opens and falls 75% in ticket sals the next wee, Leo will be spotted with another bitch. Same ole same ole.
    Hey what happened to A-Rod and Cameron Diaz? Huh. Bad teacher is opening so their bullshit courtship is now over.

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    Cock Dr
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    Not a DiCaprio fan, but the guns on that man do look good in this shot.

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    Jess
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    … Jaime Pressly?

  19. Cock Dr

    It’s always a good idea to take a lot of photos during that summer vacation romance.
    Such things are always over quickly, but at least you have the naughty pics to post online after the dumping or right before the movie release.

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    mark r
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    Herp de derp derp derp

  21. Venom

    Come on, he really can’t do better than this?

  22. cc

    You guys are heartless, laughing at a woman with incontinence. Shame on you.

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    FR4IZE
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    I always thought he looked like a transgender lesbian (not that I have anything against transgender lesbians)… even his beard looks drawn with mascara.

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    Colin
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    It’s things like this that convince me, no matter how many models/actresses he sleeps with, there’s still a healthy dose of homo in there, desperately trying to escape.

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    blonde
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    She should eat more fiber; it’s “nature’s broom.”

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    Luke
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    She actually had her heel stuck on her labia there, ouch.

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    KWDragon
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    Can’t get enough of what pose? The “I’m a Gleek and not afraid to show it” pose? He ain’t even the King of the Watercloset.

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    Parker
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    This is what happens if you skip the KY.

  29. right

    Leo prefers suckin ====D. He dabbles in vadge to keep the masses fooled.

  30. Sugar

    I really cannot understand why Blake is being hyped up as the biggest sex symbol of her generation. I haven’t seen an actress from TV get so much hype about her looks since Pamela Anderson–and really, as slutty as Pam was Blake is nowhere near that league. Why is DiCaprio slumming with this chick? Is his sole requirement that his chicks be under 25 now?

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    indoorvoice
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    I am beginning to understand why he has been wearing his cap so low, as this is clearly NOT Leo DiCaprio, but a brilliant move on the part of Carrot Top.

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    Arizona Ken
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    “no winning lottery ticket for me!” Blake cried loudly as her eighth public pregnancy test of the day came back negative.

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    Nicole
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    Man child.. He was cute awhile back but now looks odd.

  34. Blake better watch out. Snooki is in Italy and she’s a maneater. Literally.

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    SPIRIT FINGERS!!!

  36. Boochie Review

    Why every photo i see of L.D. he always looks like he only has $12 in his pocket and has very expensive meth habit. @boocchiereview

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    Hey Hick Fuck You
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    Isn’t it a little early in the relationship for jazz hands?

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    SashaT
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    I guess the DiCaprio fans are all thrilled cause they have not seen so many photos of their idol since he’s been dating that wannabe actress who takes naked pictures of herself. I guess the guy has to be ready to have his name and face on all picture websites. And it’s only a beginning…..

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    surgerylass
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    That is the funniest headline you have ever written !

    ‘Blake, listen to me very carefully: If I suddenly shove you into those bushes because the paparazzi see us, don’t take it personally. Although, you do snore.’ *shove*

    I can so see and hear DiCaprio saying this . Way funny :-)

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    sc4play
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    Kinda quick to be wearing a pregnant mu-mu dress, isn’t it????

  41. the captain

    this ‘Bald-Droopy’ needs a face lift, folks.
    ………..unless he likes to experience the jobless feeling?

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    dani
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    Strutting Leo… Is that you?!

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    Chinbert
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    Not by the hair of Blake’s chinny chiny chin.

    Her chin is friggen huge.

  44. Jam

    She’s like, “can I PLEASE take a look now, it’s my turn??”. Leo’s like “NO!”

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    Anna
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    he looks pretty pathetic in all of the pics :)

  46. Jon

    Poor Blake Lively, I saw her boobs and I still don’t care about her, her show or her movie or whatever else she’ll be tryin to sell in future. Ipods and toothbrushes maybe?

  47. Jon

    Poor Blake Lively, I saw her boobs and I still don’t care about her, her show or her movie or whatever else she’ll be tryin to sell in future. Ipods and toothbrushes maybe?

  48. The Critical Crassness

    I always knew there was freak inside Lively just waiting to be exposed and pix #4 proves it. Leo is snapping her pissing in public, in that picture.

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    Jules
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    Looks like the Titantic pose. I mean if I was with Leo, I’d want him to pretend he was going down into deathly ice waters too

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    chainsawbuzzkill
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    The way he walks makes his legs look rubbery. Like tentacles. And his nips.

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