The Blake Lively Nude Photos Are ‘Fake’

(Guess which person in this photo is me right before hearing the fake part.)

In what sounded like the exact M.O. of the hackers who released leaked photos of Vanessa Hudgens near the premiere of Sucker Punch, nude photos of Blake Lively that just hit the Internet this evening are already being declared fake by her rep, according to Celebuzz:

“The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites including Perez Hilton and are 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner.”

Because I believe in journalism, I took the liberty of posting safe for work versions of Fake Blake anyway except that’s right about where my integrity ends because I don’t want to talk about this anymore. Picture a small boy on Christmas morning getting the one thing he begged and begged for, only to find out it’s a cleverly arranged pack of socks as his whole family laughs at him. That’s me right now. So, really, just a heartfelt thanks to everyone who wrote in on this. You certainly know how to touch a man. In the penis. With a knife.

NOTE: Egotastic has the uncensored versions for anyone who doesn’t work for Quakers.

Photos: Getty