“Start crying and I’ll tattoo you again, bitch. Violet, look, Mommy has a balloon sword!”
After the second batch of nude Blake Lively photos were leaked online making it obvious she took them while filming The Town, rumors of an affair with Ben Affleck immediately started up again along with 800 blind items hinting that he was the intended recipient. Of course, this was (keyword) entirely speculation until he popped up in Brentwood last night sporting a massive black eye and everyone remembered his wife is a martial arts expert. I guess you could say this incident was a real “hit” at their house, amirite? They didn’t quite see “eye to eye.” A domestic violence in the hand is worth two in the- I’ll stop now.