Blake Lively’s Nephew Doesn’t Even Realize

July 2nd, 2012 // 34 Comments
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While getting ready for a Letterman appearance last week, Blake Lively‘s nephew apparently burst into her room while she was naked and then proceeded to laugh at her naked body because four-year-olds are dumb like that. I don’t know why we even keep them around. Via Starpulse:

“He was tattling on his older brother and he comes running in and I said, ‘No, no, no, don’t come in, I’m naked…’ It was from behind and I was covering myself from the front and he walks in and it was a little too late. He just sees me and turns beet red and then, like, folds over laughing.
“I didn’t know if I was, like, embarrassed or, like, flattered… He couldn’t get it together. And then later he came back again and he wanted me to throw him on the bed… and he’s pulling open the door and I said, ‘I can’t, I’m naked again,’ and he goes, ‘Can I see, can I see?’ He’s four. That’s not OK.
“I felt good about myself but when a four year old is laughing at you, you think, ‘Oh, am I like the flabby aunt that’s kissing him all the time?’”

First, let me say that because I’m a gentleman I will still have sex with Blake Lively even though she just pulled the always annoying hot chick false modesty card. “Oh, you know preschoolers and knowing what fat even means. Ahahaha!” Just.. goddammit. Anyway, second, I take back all that stuff about four-year-olds being stupid because apparently this kid is some sort of wundergenius. The little bastard went back for more. He probably spent the rest of the night throwing away his nearly completed time machine going, “Fuck this, I’m only thinking about whatever those things were for the rest of my life.” (Don’t worry, later on he’ll learn what a blood relative is and then murder a bunch of people. It’ll all work out.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News


  1. tlmck

    And we just learned that Blake Lively is as interesting as she looks.

  2. EricLr

    It’s a damned shame when the American education system hasn’t even taught a 4-year-old how to use a camera yet. I propose we move to remedy this at once!

  3. John

    What a lucky 4 year old.

  4. Crissy

    Vanity sure will blind a bitch! Bitch, who cares what a four-year-old kids says about your naked body! THAT is just creepy!!!

    • kimmykimkim

      Everybody knows that when a 4 year old laughs at you, you’re supposed to laugh right back at them. Pointing helps. As does telling them their mother is going to abandon them on the first day of kindergarten. (Why do I always think of these things after the fact? Sonofabitch!)

    • EricLr

      Never underestimate the narcissism of an actress.

  5. Blake Lively Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Someday he’ll look back and say in a wistful tone, “That was my first pair of bolt-ons,” Then he’ll wipe a single, manly tear from his eye.

  6. “I felt good about myself but when a four year old is laughing at you, you think, ‘Oh, am I like the flabby aunt that’s kissing him all the time?’” That’s one insecure women! My friends 3 yr old runs around in his birthday suit b4 and after a bath not giving a shit! That 4 yr old probably forgot about it 1 minute latter.Candy or kicking your uncle in the nuts is more memorable, trust me!

  7. Blake Lively Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I want that necklace!

  8. Shasta

    I think the story is bullshit. Was she just sitting around naked in her room? Nice fantasy, but she apparently has company (if she was in her room), and she keeps shutting herself in there to be naked?

    • kimmykimkim

      Huh? I don’t get this comment. People are always naked in their rooms. I mean, who doesn’t like being naked? I’d be naked right now if this company would allow it. No, I wouldn’t actually. They keep it pretty damn cold in here. Those bastards!

      • Shasta

        Oh, I just think it’s weird that her nephews were at her house and she apparently just sat around naked in her room. I mean, the first time, I can see if she was changing or something. But she claims that the kid came back later, and she was naked again. It’s just weird to me is all.

      • kimmykimkim

        Oh, yeah. Good point. Bitch needs to lock her door! Who doesn’t lock their doors?!

      • From the very first sentence of the post: “While getting ready for a Letterman appearance last week…”

        Presumably, this all took place backstage around her dressing room.

  9. Blake Lively Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a Temple of Zion I drive by occasionally that has a symbol on it that closely resembles this necklace. Do you think she’s part of a secret conspiracy to dominate the world through perky breasts?

  10. Weirdo

    I’d love to see her naked ass from behind and then do nasty things to it!

  11. YTBOY


    • Jake


    • Tbdn

      Her implants looks hard and crooked without clothing. I would rather have a natural kate upton rack. Before the cell pictures, I thought Blake had a great chest. Reality was a harsh disappointment. Really ugly boob job.

      • Quo

        stop pretending to be a man

      • quo vadis, loser

        You think that person’s not male because only men are so stupid to think bad boob jobs on homely bores are hot? You’re the kind whose eensy little weiner gets all perky over anything. In other words…LOSER.

  12. Blake Lively Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats a fuckin’ dope necklace.

  13. Is she sure it wasn’t Letterman who came in later, wanting to be thrown on the bed?

  14. fermat5

    Does the blogger mean to imply this kid is a genius because he appreciates what he is able to see? And THEN he will learn about incest and kill people??

  15. Moe

    Throw him on the bed!? Oh yeah, he’s taking large steps at such a young age.

  16. The sad thing is he’s too young and won’t remember what his aunt looks like naked when he gets older. Thankfully her nude pics on the net will be there to remind him.

  17. Diane

    I saw that interview and she was so cloyingly annoying that I had to switch over to Leno.

  18. kadarius

    she better be hot

  19. JR

    I bet she got caught playing with her butthole and rubbing herself and had to hastily cover up.

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