For some reason a bunch of you wrote in about the new SNL Digital Short “I Just Had Sex” featuring Blake Lively as if I post obsessively about her every day or something. Which I do. That being said, why the hell would you send me a video involving her having sex with another man? That’d be like if your favorite thing in the world is cycling, and I sent you 800 emails about Andy Samberg sticking his penis in a Schwinn. Real fucking thoughtful.
Anyway, vids down below and it also features Jessica Alba, who I’m going to assume wiped her ass with the script in front of the entire writing staff. “Are you getting aroused during my poetic expression? How dare you?”