Blake Lively is Single

October 5th, 2011 // 40 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio broke up yesterday. I was going to leave this story alone so that Fish’s heart may soar with exaltation (Read: Feverishly masturbate to Gossip Girl while blogging about it), but it falls to me to bring you the tragic details about the downfall of Hollywood’s favorite months-long relationship. Their reps told Us Weekly they broke up, but will remain friends. Scandalous! This story couldn’t be more vanilla unless it was Jesse James‘ Nazi-poon hunting penis. Sure, we could start speculating that this had something to do with those leaked photos, or the fact that Leo’s mom swatted that shit away from her son’s wee-wee months ago but that would be losing sight of the most important aspect of this story. Blake’s breasts. Look up. My job is done here.

Photo: Fame, Flynet, Splash News


  1. She’s also wearing appealing footwear.

  2. Leonardo DiCaprio Blake Lively Break Up
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    That chick in the pink has a great little ass. Would penetrate.

  3. Randolph Duke

    she needs to get that thing cut off her face…

  4. Why is she talking to her TV remote?

  5. DogBoy

    She needs to leak more photos to mark the occasion, pronto.

  6. Hey Hick Fuck You!

    Yeah and I have the shits. Big deal.

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  8. cc

    He got tired of looking at her hideous jewellery. He’s a discerning guy.

  9. With a name like “Blake” I’m not surprised she’s chronically getting dumped.

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    Rupert Giles
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    So hot.

  11. Leonardo DiCaprio Blake Lively Break Up
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    Definitely above average but there’s 20 hotter girls at the mall on any given day.

  12. Governor Scott Walker

    She’s got an iPhone. Leo uses a phone in the shape of the Eye of Horus made by a team of Italian artisans from fossilized mastodon bones. These are the kinds of issues that blow up even the best of relationships designed by publicists to keep their client’s names in the gossip rags.

  13. mistermen

    It looks like someone photoshopped an old womens/mans face on a hot body in this pic , creepy

  14. Dr. Otto VanderWahl

    She wasn’t a very sticky beard for Leo.

  15. forrest gump

    me too.

  16. Frank Burns

    Meh . . .

  17. Karl

    dislike her face.

  18. Hugh Gentry

    she can be my cum dumpster any day.

  19. dotmatrix

    Get busy, Fish. Maybe you won’t screw it up this time.

  20. Dri

    Awww Fish!It’s your chance!now, before she gets drunk and starts to sleep with creepy strangers!Oh wait….

  21. Venom

    I assume that her career has picked up to the point where she does not need the supplemental income from a beard contract.

  22. phurgeson

    at what point was she attractive? confused….

  23. terry

    Her and that closet homo Leo were never an item. Blake is just being prep to be the next IT girl and hanging with an established heart throb like Leo is good press.

  24. Ollie

    She looks quite moley. But holey moley I’d like to do her moley holey.

  25. Leonardo DiCaprio Blake Lively Break Up
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    Ah the butterface , such a beautiful thing to behold

  26. Mick

    Outstanding body. Pity the face does not match. But I suppose I could if I had to.

  27. This I know....

    All three of her “love openings” are wasted and loose as a goose…no longer interested

  28. An Innocent man

    she is quite cute, in a taylor swift kind of way


    Someone needs to do one of those images of her like they did with Paris Hilton. You know the one, where she’s making the exact same face while the body changes? That is this b*tch. She’s got the Droopy Dog face, or a touch of the tard or something. And those moles! Ugh moles seriously make me want to vomit. I don’t care how hot you are, when you have stuff growing on you that looks like tiny animal droppings, I’m gonna pass. Oh and she was in a movie directed by Jessica Manafort who is the biggest c*nt in the universe (went to school with that kitchen-witch lookin twat) so I have to hate her on principle alone.

  30. TaT

    He seems to have a thing for homely if not down right ugly blondes. But, it’s his weenie, he can let it fall off in whoever he wants it to. lol And, please don’t give me that bs about if they weren”t pretty they would’nt be models or actresses, that’s crap, most of those people are hideous.

  31. Leonardo DiCaprio Blake Lively Break Up
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    Oh to put my head where that script is.

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