Blake Lively is Single

October 27th, 2010 // 27 Comments

Perhaps as a reward for finally launching a mobile site, or just being handsome in general, the Good Lord has finally seen fit to break up Blake Lively and Penn Badgley. Granted, he did it back in September and waited until now to tell me, I’m not about to look a gift horse in anything but the breasts. Us Weekly reports:

“They’re professionals,” an insider tells Us Weekly. “They’re still good friends and hang out on the set.”
The source says that the duo — who met as preteen actors in L.A. — “kept this news to themselves for a while.”
Even those closest to the twosome may be shocked to hear the news.
“Nobody on set had any idea,” says the insider. “They’re really just private.”

While my first and almost immediate reaction was, “I said, what what? In the butt,” a true gentlemen allows a lady time to heal before calling on her as a suitor. Which is why I’ll be romantically hiding in her linen closet until the time is right. You have to be sensitive to a woman’s feelings. *puts on ski mask*

♫ ♪ Can you feel the love tonight… ♫ ♪

(Thanks to Todd at IDLYITW for the heads up. You’re the only southerner I’ll miss after I poison the sweet tea reservoir.)

Photos: Splash News

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  1. johnd

    First, bitches. I’d like to thank the academy…

  2. Maujav

    I call dibs!

  3. mememe

    Fantastic.

    Now I’ll finally get to do her.

  4. FattyFatty2X4

    I fear that snaggletooth she has whilst performing on me, wait…..that’s Kirsten Dunst.
    Bring her on!

  5. Congrats fish if u can pull it off. Try that 3 legged dog story that todd did with that aussie chick :-) And yeah poison the sweet tea all u want, only time i hear it offered, chris jansen walks thru the door a sec later~

  6. timmy the dying boy

    This is your big chance, Fish, don’t screw it up.

  7. That Guy

    Hit that sh*t, Fish.

  8. Sweet, now she will shack up with me.

    Haha, just kidding! I’m just going to keep masturbating to internet porn!

  9. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    Motorboat heaven for you buddy.

  10. oooaaahhh

    …and ready to mingle?

  11. Drew

    Still failing to see the obsession with her. I mean, she’s not ugly.. but even so, meh.

  12. cc

    If I had a hold of her ass the way that Penn guy did, I’d get a boner in about 1/10th of a second. Holding a woman’s ass like that drives me crazy, although I tend to do it in private.

  13. hold on...

    wait: didn’t you used to hate Todd, and all parties over at IDLYITW?

  14. Minerva Smelibut

    She needs to know what it feels like to be with a women

  15. Blake Lively is Single
    trick or treat
    Commented on this photo:

    i hate her character sareena on GG
    but she is sooo pretty!

  16. Oooooooo I hope she stays all single, lowers her standards, and goes on a fuckfest across the country and to Toronto!!!!

    Hey, a man can dream …

  17. homosapiens

    awww, why no love for the sweltering south? I would have thought you’d have a warm spot in your heart for that lingering bastion of traditional attitudes regarding male/female division of labor…and male/female spickin’ rights, as in, woman, don start spickin’ ‘less ya bin spoken to.

  18. Darren

    Amazing she’s still single. She’s lovely.

  19. cc

    She’s pretty, but I’d still lean toward the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position.

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