Blake Lively Gave Birth

“You’re gonna be skinny again now, right baby?”
“You’re gonna make a movie that doesn’t tank now, right baby?”

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I’ll admit I’ve never been as preoccupied with Blake Lively as Fish so terrifyingly is, but she shat out Ryan Reynolds’ kid over the holidays and I had this old gallery of her pregnant boobs lying around, so that’s an Internet blog post. Via Page Six:

Blake Lively gave birth to her and Ryan Reynolds’ first child over the holidays, Page Six can exclusively reveal…A rep for Lively, Leslie Sloane, repeatedly declined to comment, claiming the actress and Reynolds could not be reached.

The birth was documented for Lively’s Preserve and The Superficial was able to obtain a portion of the transcript:

The new human (we reject the condescending term “child”) passed gracefully from the mother’s loin chakra into a kosher artesian well. Swaddled in a freshly shorn angora papoose, the new human’s forehead was bathed in essential oils by the Dalai Lama, President Obama, and a representative of Martha Stewart who regrettably cancelled her attendance at the last minute…

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