Blake Lively’s Pregnant Body Won The Angel Ball
Normally, pregnancy is God’s way of cursing woman for using their filthy vagina holes for sex, but sometimes it can result a in beautiful transformation instead of the Beast of the Apocalypse. And such is the case with Blake Lively who took time away from running a website full of plagiarism and the hottest slaveowner fashions to look goddamn remarkable at whatever the hell the Angel Ball is. There are women without a parasite living inside of them who don’t look this good. It’s changed everything I thought I knew about the female body.
ALTERNATE POST FOR HILARY DUFF:
Your butt’s prettier. Let’s get married! *pulls out diamond ring, waits for it…*