Blake Lively’s Cleavage Didn’t Get Packed Away After The Wedding And Other News

- Reggie Bush knocked up a chick who only looks like Kim Kardashian. Someone count that as a bullet dodged for humanity. [Dlisted]

- Porn stars before and after they put on make-up and this surprisingly has nothing to do with facials. Did not see that one… coming. *licks finger, smooths eyebrows* [theCHIVE]

- Here’s Brad Pitt as a Rastafarian being interviewed by Guy Ritchie. [Lainey Gossip]

- Gangnam Style is officially dead now. [BuzzFeed]

- Erin Heatherton in lingerie, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Taylor Swift’s new song is about John Mayer. What are the odds? [TooFab]

- Russell Brand is banging random women off the street now. [Celebslam]

- Kaki West makes a great birthday present. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Charlie Brown is getting a 3D movie now. Of course. [FilmDrunk]

- Mila Kunis is really making me want to murder Ashton Kutcher. [IDLYITW]

- Here’s Jemima Kirke from Girls pregnant and topless, but you may want to hold off on thanking me. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- And now here’s Lady GaGa and Yoko Ono because why not? [Just Jared]

- Padma Lakshmi will let you eat ham off her body for a smooth grand. No, really. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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