Blake Lively’s Breasts! You Came Back!
It’s been over two months since Blake Lively’s breasts have been on the site, and it was seven months before that, so fortunately she took me seriously about blowing up that orphanage because here she is at last night’s premiere of Turbo in New York. Which would be even more awesome if Ryan Reynolds hadn’t just told Details he plans to shove at least four to five babies in her. I guess that’s one way to get back at Scarlett Johansson, but hear me out, maybe not destroy your wife’s body and keep her smoking hot for years to come while ScarJo does that thing where she looks pregnant then blames it on shirts and angles. But, hey, you’re the guy who chose to make Green Lantern. I’m sure you know what you’re doing.