And Now For The Part Where I Completely Lose My Shit Over Blake Lively

May 15th, 2014 // 44 Comments

This woman gives me a fucking boner. I don’t know how any of you have managed to live your lives without that knowledge, but let it be a testament to your fortitude and sheer grit. Unless you’re Hilary Duff, in which, case I’ve never seen Blake Lively before in my life. Baby, I can change!

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  1. She’s alright, I guess. Never did anything for me.

    • JC

      If you can get past all da retahded Bahstin talkin’, she was smokin’ hot in “The Town” as Ben Afflect’s junkie ex-girlfriend. I think her “hard” looks work well for that kind of role. Plus, I have an affinity for women who will eventually steal my stuff/car/psychological well being, so it worked for me.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …i’d've said it, but you got here before me …the bags under her eyes, the flat ass …i just don’t get all the drooling adulation …but then, people say the same thing about me vis-a-vis Coco, so…

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    Frank Burns
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    Blake gets a good laugh out of the “Would you ever date a gossip blogger?” question that a pantless man in a trench coat at the back of the crowd keeps asking.

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    Frank Burns
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    Leg shot ftw

  4. Let’s be honest, Fish… it’s because she has a vagina, isn’t it?

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    cc
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    Ponytails (note: not pony tales) add several points of hotness immediately.

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    Short Round
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    Love this woman! All the dirty, nasty, decadent, perverted things I’d do to her! But then again I’m a romantic.

  7. ace11

    To bad her hubby is a king douche

  8. Moggster

    This is why I come to this site, for posts like this

  9. Cock Dr

    The scent of DiCaprio is still strong on this one.
    I wonder if her husband notices or even likes it?

  10. Mike

    So, when did we all like Blake Lively now? Thought she was a no-talent bitch.

  11. Her store-boughts are worth whatever she paid for them, a real professional job. But they’re still fake-looking and she’s horse-faced.

  12. If you like rock hard fake tits that look like two baseballs stuffed into a body, then yeah, she looks great. I don’t have anything against her, but she is not great at all as an actress or a good looking person.

  13. bit of a horse-face, but that body is insane. the selfie photos from a year or two ago were spectacular.

  14. I agree that she’s not all that, but between Hilary Duff and her it’s Blake Lively all the way, and by far.

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    Oh YEAH, breath, again, whew…………….

  16. Griefer

    A lot of dudes love tall blondes. Add a pair of bolt-ons and a nose job, and they have found perfection.

  17. I’d take Taylor Swift over her

  18. I agree, Taylor Swift looks like a woman, Lively looks like a tranny. If trannies is your taste that’s fine but don’t pretend she’s super feminine in the face because she isn’t.

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    so blondes with mediocre acting careers, aye fish? Racist.

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    God damn that Ryan Reynolds. He’s so far ahead of the curve than the rest of us. Scarlet is just now ruining herself with a baby and he’s already been married to this one for years.

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    AweseomeTownie
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    for the win. b/c Blake Lively’s body is FOR THE WIN

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    david(guest)
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    i think a photographer just shouted “Hey Paris! Over here!”

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    david(guest)
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    photo of the year. that’s a beautiful woman

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    Barepickle
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    I would bare pickle her.

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    …really?
    …this is what all the fuss is about?

  26. Jamie

    Sorry, dude. I agree that she has a great body and hair, but she has a butterface. It’s like a 35-year-old smoker. I can’t look directly at it.

  27. dfgdfg

    hideous plastic surgery product..

  28. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    You have a weird taste. There are women much prettier than her riding the subway.

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