Blake Lively Can Hold Me Hostage (Too Soon?) and Other News

- Melanie Griffith in The Saddest Thing You Will Ever Read. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amy Winehouse wants Pete Doherty to crash at her place for a spell. This should be good. [Dlisted]

- Mel Gibson apparently wasn’t clear the first two times. “BLOW. ME. ON. MY. PENIS.” [Popeater]

- Hilary Duff in The Oldest Trick in the Book. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mila Kunis is more than “pretty alright,” you sonofabitch! EN GARDE! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- August really was Jessica Alba Month. [IDLYITW]

- Paris Hilton is practically Houdini! [Egotastic]

- Candice Swanepoel. This. [Popoholic]

- Jamie Lee Curtis’ career has gone to.. shit? AHAHAHA! *puts gun in mouth* [The Fab Life]

- Young Ian McKellan [BuzzFeed]

- Jared Leto looks like this now. [Just Jared (See what I did there?)]

- Snooki is not going to marry the crazed psycho who pulls a shotgun if you don’t have sex with him. — What’s the fastest way to tell God he’s a dick? [Hollywood Life]

- Kim Kardashian doesn’t honor agreements? GTFO. [Celebslam]

- Snoop Dogg probably does this a lot. I’m talking twice a day. [StarPulse]

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