- Melanie Griffith in The Saddest Thing You Will Ever Read. [Lainey Gossip]
- Amy Winehouse wants Pete Doherty to crash at her place for a spell. This should be good. [Dlisted]
- Mel Gibson apparently wasn’t clear the first two times. “BLOW. ME. ON. MY. PENIS.” [Popeater]
- Hilary Duff in The Oldest Trick in the Book. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Mila Kunis is more than “pretty alright,” you sonofabitch! EN GARDE! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- August really was Jessica Alba Month. [IDLYITW]
- Paris Hilton is practically Houdini! [Egotastic]
- Candice Swanepoel. This. [Popoholic]
- Jamie Lee Curtis’ career has gone to.. shit? AHAHAHA! *puts gun in mouth* [The Fab Life]
- Young Ian McKellan [BuzzFeed]
- Jared Leto looks like this now. [Just Jared (See what I did there?)]
- Snooki is not going to marry the crazed psycho who pulls a shotgun if you don’t have sex with him. — What’s the fastest way to tell God he’s a dick? [Hollywood Life]
- Kim Kardashian doesn’t honor agreements? GTFO. [Celebslam]
- Snoop Dogg probably does this a lot. I’m talking twice a day. [StarPulse]
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Andy | September 1, 2010 at 8:50 pm
1st.. I’m such a jackass lol
Zom B | September 1, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Damn, Blake looks amazing.
The MAN | September 1, 2010 at 8:51 pm
First! I want to make love to her and leave her with a messy cream pie!
Amy | September 1, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Dude, keep that shit to yourself.
The MAN | September 1, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Amy, it is ok to have an internal combustion! Surely you have?
The MAN | September 1, 2010 at 9:05 pm
You probably do not even understand what a cream pie is?
MrsEllis | September 1, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Really? This offends you? What about the guy that talks about eating girls’ shit…
Amy | September 1, 2010 at 11:13 pm
Well, the shit eating guy offends me too, but I’m too scared to say anything to him.
MrsEllis | September 1, 2010 at 11:32 pm
touché
sobrietyisacrutch | September 2, 2010 at 12:17 am
There’s a guy here who talks about eating girls’ shit?
How in the hell do I miss these things?
Taz | September 2, 2010 at 1:32 am
Amy don’t be afraid
anonymous | September 2, 2010 at 7:41 am
Like Amy has never been on the receiving end of a messy cream pie.
duke chute | September 2, 2010 at 11:50 am
I would NOT eat this girl’s shit. The corn, perhaps.
HolyHell | September 1, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Those tits are absolutely poppin’
They 100% real?
MrsEllis | September 1, 2010 at 9:54 pm
NO
Taz | September 1, 2010 at 9:58 pm
fake tits suck butt
SpicyBrownBaby | September 2, 2010 at 12:01 am
If there was any doubt, you’ll note a clearly visible under the breast implant incision scar in photo #13.
Taz | September 2, 2010 at 1:36 am
I can’t sleep. Wow dude you have a great eye for fake boob scars… nice.
justme | September 2, 2010 at 1:46 am
well done
sean | September 1, 2010 at 9:46 pm
Enjoy the attention while it lasts, honey. It’l be over soon, and you’ll be a washed-up has-been tempted to numb the pain of no longer being in the spotlight by squandering your fortune snorting coke.
Devilsdandruff | September 1, 2010 at 9:48 pm
how you seen boobs before? they are so fake dude. look how hard they are.
oermens | September 1, 2010 at 9:53 pm
hilary duff’s alleged increasing hotness reminds me of the first article i ever read on this site… http://www.thesuperficial.com/hilary_duff_is_still_a_rectang-07-2005
timmy the dying boy | September 1, 2010 at 10:02 pm
I wish Fish would get over his weird crush on Blake Lively; her type is a dime a dozen. Now, a crush on Christina Hendricks I would totally understand.
Alexandra Hemale | September 2, 2010 at 7:03 am
Mmmmmmmm I second that.
ppl | September 1, 2010 at 10:05 pm
this bitch will not age well…..
Mancuso | September 1, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Dude, she’s – what, 23 now?
She hasn’t even grown up yet, what’s with the aging shit?
“That Dakota Fanning, she’s past her cougar days” – getoutahee…!
Dank | September 1, 2010 at 11:27 pm
You can tell by the time a girl is 20 if she will age well or not and i agree, She will not age well. Those tits are so obviously fake. I’ve seen stones softer than those things.
absinthe | September 1, 2010 at 10:40 pm
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Guesty | September 2, 2010 at 2:39 pm
She’s gorgeous but just turned 23 but somehow has the neck rings and marionette lines of a much older woman. Strange.
Mancuso | September 1, 2010 at 10:17 pm
I’d talk poo to Jamie Lee like there’s no tomorrow.
Mancuso | September 1, 2010 at 10:22 pm
HAHAHA!!!
“…convinced the alarm’s flashing lights were there to entertain him” – best line I’ve read this month!!!
Uh, wait…
Bandi | September 1, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Very ugly girl…but who is this guy she is with…can we say YUM!!! I would pay to do naughty things to that guy!
stinky mcpoop | September 1, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Am I the only one who thinks Jerseylicious is anything but?
Blake Lively should return to the spaceship she beamed down from in that weirdo outfit. Standing next to a guy in a suit only makes her look more retarded.
captain america | September 1, 2010 at 11:29 pm
a PORNOGRAPHIC movie star is in every american without a job.
justme | September 2, 2010 at 1:54 am
Would I hit that? Of course. Anyone who says different is either gay…or…has sex with dudes but says that he prefers women (insert pic of penn badgley). But, given that disclaimer, I’m left wondering what the deal is with the “stare at my chest” outfits. Am I complaining? No. Curious? A little.
On another note, her bf DEFINITELY hooked up with a pack of fugs while she was out of town. How do I know this (anyone who says, “because you were hitting that” is now the coolest person alive)? Because I saw it at Whiskey River in NYC.
Kerri | September 2, 2010 at 7:34 am
i love when stars get busted like that. i saw chandler from friends (what’s his real name??) take home a hostess from a bar (Lobby) in toronto a few years ago while he was publicly dating some other chick. and the hostess was fugly too. are any of these famous people faithful?
and yes – gross hard looking boobs. she looks ten years older than she is already.
anonymous | September 2, 2010 at 7:47 am
hahahahaha! that jacket looks absolutely stupid. it’s only saving grace is the opening in the front is as big as the one in the back. she’s probably wearing it backwards.
cocoou | September 2, 2010 at 8:07 am
i still don’t like her at all!!!
Jen | September 2, 2010 at 8:31 am
im thinking her boobs are fake. the doc did a good job.
rough diplomacy | September 2, 2010 at 9:24 am
The hillllllllssss are a-lively on the superficialllllllll Don’t worry, I’m not expecting a call from Mottola
rough diplomacy | September 2, 2010 at 9:29 am
Ooops forgot to add the ♫ tunes
Too fast on the trigger this morn…
dudeatdudedotdude | September 2, 2010 at 12:30 pm
agree the jacket is preposterous, but i’d still crush it. she’s not bad for a plain chick.
hilary duff’s stock just dropped another 10% on account of those ankle tats. come on girl those veneers were bad enough. luckily that ass is elysian
anon | September 2, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Can we get some Leighton Meeester, love?
Yer Mom | September 2, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Please stop posting pictures of this horse face. She is so overrated. Just another example of how people can be brainwashed into thinking that a girl is “hot”. You think she’s “hot” cuz you’ve been told to think so. She borders on homely.
Guesty | September 2, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Agreed. She sized down those veneers, but Duff ain’t attractive. God bless her for trying – implants, teeth, starvation, coke, ankle tat, etc. Her only gift is her peculiar genius for making expensive stuff ($620 shoes) look like they come from J.C. Penney. And the eye crinkles give you a nice preview to when she looks like a hard-living 50 year old (she’ll get there in about 3 years).
Burt | September 2, 2010 at 11:39 pm
I can’t get over the fact that her nose looks incredibly fake. It’s too bad. I checked the before pictures and she was very cute.
Cardinal Fang | September 3, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Please ladies don’t ever complain if I say you have nice tits while you are wearing something like this.
sebastianudo | September 4, 2010 at 9:49 am
“Blake Lively Can Hold Me Hostage (Too Soon?)”
jajaja genio