Blake Lively Can Hold Me Hostage (Too Soon?) and Other News

September 1st, 2010 // 61 Comments

- Melanie Griffith in The Saddest Thing You Will Ever Read. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amy Winehouse wants Pete Doherty to crash at her place for a spell. This should be good. [Dlisted]

- Mel Gibson apparently wasn’t clear the first two times. “BLOW. ME. ON. MY. PENIS.” [Popeater]

- Hilary Duff in The Oldest Trick in the Book. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mila Kunis is more than “pretty alright,” you sonofabitch! EN GARDE! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- August really was Jessica Alba Month. [IDLYITW]

- Paris Hilton is practically Houdini! [Egotastic]

- Candice Swanepoel. This. [Popoholic]

- Jamie Lee Curtis’ career has gone to.. shit? AHAHAHA! *puts gun in mouth* [The Fab Life]

- Young Ian McKellan [BuzzFeed]

- Jared Leto looks like this now. [Just Jared (See what I did there?)]

- Snooki is not going to marry the crazed psycho who pulls a shotgun if you don’t have sex with him. — What’s the fastest way to tell God he’s a dick? [Hollywood Life]

- Kim Kardashian doesn’t honor agreements? GTFO. [Celebslam]

- Snoop Dogg probably does this a lot. I’m talking twice a day. [StarPulse]

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  1. Andy

    1st.. I’m such a jackass lol

  2. Zom B

    Damn, Blake looks amazing.

  3. The MAN

    First! I want to make love to her and leave her with a messy cream pie!

  4. HolyHell

    Those tits are absolutely poppin’
    They 100% real?

  5. Blake Lively
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    why on earth does she have flipflops on! with heels she would’ve been taller than that guy ??

  6. sean

    Enjoy the attention while it lasts, honey. It’l be over soon, and you’ll be a washed-up has-been tempted to numb the pain of no longer being in the spotlight by squandering your fortune snorting coke.

  7. Devilsdandruff

    how you seen boobs before? they are so fake dude. look how hard they are.

  8. oermens

    hilary duff’s alleged increasing hotness reminds me of the first article i ever read on this site…

  9. timmy the dying boy

    I wish Fish would get over his weird crush on Blake Lively; her type is a dime a dozen. Now, a crush on Christina Hendricks I would totally understand.

  10. ppl

    this bitch will not age well…..

    • Dude, she’s – what, 23 now?
      She hasn’t even grown up yet, what’s with the aging shit?

      “That Dakota Fanning, she’s past her cougar days” – getoutahee…!

      • Dank

        You can tell by the time a girl is 20 if she will age well or not and i agree, She will not age well. Those tits are so obviously fake. I’ve seen stones softer than those things.

    • absinthe

      I was thinking the exact same thing.

      • Guesty

        She’s gorgeous but just turned 23 but somehow has the neck rings and marionette lines of a much older woman. Strange.

  11. I’d talk poo to Jamie Lee like there’s no tomorrow.

  12. HAHAHA!!!
    “…convinced the alarm’s flashing lights were there to entertain him” – best line I’ve read this month!!!

    Uh, wait…

  13. Bandi

    Very ugly girl…but who is this guy she is with…can we say YUM!!! I would pay to do naughty things to that guy!

  14. Blake Lively
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    She sure got her money’s worth when she bought those things. They have helped her career an awful lot.

  15. Am I the only one who thinks Jerseylicious is anything but?

    Blake Lively should return to the spaceship she beamed down from in that weirdo outfit. Standing next to a guy in a suit only makes her look more retarded.

  16. captain america

    a PORNOGRAPHIC movie star is in every american without a job.

  17. Blake Lively
    Commented on this photo:

    I go a big rubbery one whenever I see her so-fake bolt-ons. And that seems to be all she has going for her. It’s not just me, right?

  18. Blake Lively
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    Because she has sexy feet. I want to lick her toes.

  19. Would I hit that? Of course. Anyone who says different is either gay…or…has sex with dudes but says that he prefers women (insert pic of penn badgley). But, given that disclaimer, I’m left wondering what the deal is with the “stare at my chest” outfits. Am I complaining? No. Curious? A little.

    On another note, her bf DEFINITELY hooked up with a pack of fugs while she was out of town. How do I know this (anyone who says, “because you were hitting that” is now the coolest person alive)? Because I saw it at Whiskey River in NYC.

    • Kerri

      i love when stars get busted like that. i saw chandler from friends (what’s his real name??) take home a hostess from a bar (Lobby) in toronto a few years ago while he was publicly dating some other chick. and the hostess was fugly too. are any of these famous people faithful?
      and yes – gross hard looking boobs. she looks ten years older than she is already.

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  21. Blake Lively
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  22. Blake Lively
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    i used to think that this girl could do no wrong. Then i saw that outfit.

  23. anonymous

    hahahahaha! that jacket looks absolutely stupid. it’s only saving grace is the opening in the front is as big as the one in the back. she’s probably wearing it backwards.

  24. cocoou

    i still don’t like her at all!!!

  25. Jen

    im thinking her boobs are fake. the doc did a good job.

  26. rough diplomacy

    The hillllllllssss are a-lively on the superficialllllllll Don’t worry, I’m not expecting a call from Mottola

  27. Blake Lively
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to know where she bought those tits from, they look really good!

  28. Blake Lively
    Great Job
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a superb boob job.

  29. Blake Lively
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    She has neck wrinkles. How odd.

  30. agree the jacket is preposterous, but i’d still crush it. she’s not bad for a plain chick.

    hilary duff’s stock just dropped another 10% on account of those ankle tats. come on girl those veneers were bad enough. luckily that ass is elysian

  31. anon

    Can we get some Leighton Meeester, love?

  32. Yer Mom

    Please stop posting pictures of this horse face. She is so overrated. Just another example of how people can be brainwashed into thinking that a girl is “hot”. You think she’s “hot” cuz you’ve been told to think so. She borders on homely.

    • Guesty

      Agreed. She sized down those veneers, but Duff ain’t attractive. God bless her for trying – implants, teeth, starvation, coke, ankle tat, etc. Her only gift is her peculiar genius for making expensive stuff ($620 shoes) look like they come from J.C. Penney. And the eye crinkles give you a nice preview to when she looks like a hard-living 50 year old (she’ll get there in about 3 years).

  33. Blake Lively
    Commented on this photo:

    She could use a pearl necklace.

  34. Burt

    I can’t get over the fact that her nose looks incredibly fake. It’s too bad. I checked the before pictures and she was very cute.

  35. Cardinal Fang

    Please ladies don’t ever complain if I say you have nice tits while you are wearing something like this.

  36. sebastianudo

    “Blake Lively Can Hold Me Hostage (Too Soon?)”

    jajaja genio

  37. Blake Lively
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow when did she become a Romulan?

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