Blake Lively’s Breasts Aren’t Kim & Kanye

Now that I’ve written back-to-back posts about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, here are Blake Lively’s breasts – or the boobs Deadpool fart-joke cock-squeezes #honks (Yup, the movie was that annoying.) – that haven’t been on the site for a while because Hilary Duff gets jealous easily. I try and tell her it’s only for work, but she just stands there like a mop I taped strands of her hair to. Although, one time she did fall over. God, I’ll never forget that night…

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