That headline wasn’t creepy.
Presumably to make up for Green Lantern shitting directly into our eyes and ears before raping our mothers and sisters – Not gonna lie, Warner Bros. paid me to water that down. – Blake Lively‘s character in the Savages will wear a bunch of skimpy outfits accentuating the boob and side-boob aspects of her acting. On top of that, Oliver Stone is the director and owes everyone who sat through Wall Street 2: Just Kidding, It’s About Motorcycle Races. So, and I’m just spit-balling here, what if Mila Kunis co-stars as a rival ballerina with a penchant for hallucinogenics and lesbiantry? Now I know that idea might seem too original for Hollywood standards, but dammit, let’s make some porn I mean art. — Slash porn.