I See You, Blake Lively’s Bikini…

July 27th, 2011 // 31 Comments

That headline wasn’t creepy.

Presumably to make up for Green Lantern shitting directly into our eyes and ears before raping our mothers and sisters – Not gonna lie, Warner Bros. paid me to water that down. – Blake Lively‘s character in the Savages will wear a bunch of skimpy outfits accentuating the boob and side-boob aspects of her acting. On top of that, Oliver Stone is the director and owes everyone who sat through Wall Street 2: Just Kidding, It’s About Motorcycle Races. So, and I’m just spit-balling here, what if Mila Kunis co-stars as a rival ballerina with a penchant for hallucinogenics and lesbiantry? Now I know that idea might seem too original for Hollywood standards, but dammit, let’s make some porn I mean art. — Slash porn.

Photo: Fame, Flynet, Splash News

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    Queequeg
    Commented on this photo:

    Thrift store.

  2. Queequeg

    Thrift store.

  3. Mee Mee

    Why is this chick such a big deal? I don’t get it.

  4. Frank Burns

    We’ve already seen her naked, which was a ‘meh’ experience at best, so the peek-a-boo fun is now dunzo. Sorry Blakey.

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    Andre Isakandar
    Commented on this photo:

    cool and beauty

  6. the one

    psst: NO ONE will hire her for anything from this day.
    THAT’S WHY SHE CHANGED HER CAREER INTO A PORN STAR, foks!!

  7. Vivian

    The guy on the Captain America post has better breasts

  8. Alex

    showing boob distracts people from looking at her man face

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    Ish Kabibble
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    With all due respect, what is that this dumb whore have growing on her arm?

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    Ish Kabibble
    Commented on this photo:

    I just realized: maybe it’s related to Kim Kardashian’s psoriasis.

  11. Shockandawe

    Not to nit pick…….but i will because this is a gossip site; her elbows are crusty and her hair looks like straw. With all her money, can she not take time to get her hair properly treated and buy some lotion?

  12. adolf hitler

    THIS BITCH IS NOT HOT. STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE SHE IS WORTH LOOKING AT, BECAUSE YOU KNOW SHE ISNT. I MUST WRITE IN ALL CAPS. I THINK YOU ARE BEING PAID TO PRETEND SHE IS HOT OR SOMETHING; OTHERWISE, THERE IS NO EXPLANATION FOR THESE LIVELY POSTS. OH, DID I MENTION SHE IS NOT HOT? I MEAN, SHE IS NOT HOT. NOT HOT!!!!

  13. cc

    I think she’s pretty but in some of those pics her hair looks like something I scooped out of a pumpkin last Hallowe’en.

  14. Josh

    @cc LMAO!!!

    her hair looks like pumpkin scoopings,…epic

  15. Venom

    Are those real tattoos or is she channeling her inner Miley Cyrus for a movie?

  16. dani

    She’s a butterface who can’t act.

  17. The Critical Crassness

    Not too much of stretch there Fish….” I See You, Blake Lively”s Bikini….” under a dress…! BFD…bitch is a waste of skin to start with and promoting bullshit like this just makes it even less attractive….That kind of bullshit caption isn’t sarcasm..BTW…..Once again, The Superficial has lost it’s way and is posting crap instead funny or sarcastic shit….

  18. Tom

    She looks decent for 35.

  19. Lorne

    This chick is not very brilliant and not very talented, but her PR is very efficient and aggressive… so the studios cast her to play bimbos decorated with plastic jewelries, high heels, miniskirts and push-up bras. I wonder how many lines she has on that script. Her hair is a total mess, dried up by peroxyde and her smile is always a fake one. Baz Luhrman couldn’t possibly cast her as Daisy Buchanan in his next GG project, so as an apology for her and her rep, they had him write something in TIME mag about her. Pathetic. Daisy Buchanan will be awesomely personated by Carey Mulligan. The character is not a 6 feet tall chick with fake boobs and a nose job with an orange tanned skin. For this serious movie, they were looking for a young dignified lady. I wonder if Luhrman knew before or after the casting that Lively posted nude pictures of herself on the Internet……

  20. ccola

    Apparently you folks are so blinded by hate that you can’t read. She is filming scenes for an Oliver Stone flick called Savages in these pics.

    • Marie

      Yup, which explains the “crusty elbows” and hair that looks like straw. Reading skills, people. Get some.

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    Minerva Smelibut
    Commented on this photo:

    Oral

  22. Michael

    She needs to get the hell out of that “Gossip Girl” show. She went from playing a tomboy to some glamour-crazed phony. Maybe I’m nuts, but after seeing this shot of her on SNL (http://www.popoholic.com/bigimages/blake-lively-snl-15.jpg), at least you’ll know she used to have a fun side.

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    melanne
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    I never really noticed before but this broad has one hell of a chin.

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