Blake Lively at The Elle Style Awards

February 15th, 2011 // 38 Comments

Blake Lively hasn’t been on the site in a while, so here she is at The Elle Style Awards last night looking… okay. I don’t want to say we’ve reached the end of my obsession with her because there’s still a shit-ton of press coming up for Green Lantern, but we’re more than likely entering the “Era of Minka Kelly” any day now. Look, Blake had her 15-month run (Keeping count isn’t creepy.) which I like to tell myself in the mirror brought her career to new levels, but every couple eventually reaches a point where somebody vanishes into the night and stops answering calls. Granted, she didn’t so much date me as appear in photos I acquired from third parties then masturbated to in fits of loneliness, tell me how that’s different from any other relationship. I practically defined marriage.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News


  1. me

    pretty. = )

  2. Carissa

    Remember the days of Fish’s midget obsession with Hayden? I’m glad to see he is consistent in his upgrade from child, to butter face to “probably has Jeter Herpes”.

  3. Eh c’mon fish, you can still go back to Blake for a masterbation booty call every so often, so long as Minka doesnt find out about it.

    She looks tired in this picture I must admit. Fish, maybe you just need to let her rest. You know, get some of her old pep and energy back!!!

  4. Boo

    I will take this one home thanks.

  5. this one and momsen have great childbearing hips. i love them. momsen more tho

    • Jake

      I’d like to find out how sturdy both their hips are, and decide for myself.

      I think Momsen might get down and dirtier, which helps plant that seed a little deeper.

      • Houaida

        Mark – great pics he’s such a fatty. would you be able to take the same pics of cameron with me in the same poses, cteohls, and room? haha jk. great stuff

  6. Cock Dr

    This dress could start a pregnancy rumor.

  7. Jake

    Here eyes could put you in a trance.

    Her breasts could put you in a coma.

    Her snatch could drain you dry.

    • L. Lohan

      Here eyes are nice but a little empty.

      Her breasts could put you in a little afternoon nap.

      Her snatch could drain you dry. But most snatches could do that.

  8. GeneralEmergency


    Pegging the “Ex-Wife Face Meter” at about 9.5.

    Getting very close to the “Chew own limb off to Escape” threshold.

  9. Drew

    Yes. Less butterfaces, more Minka Kelly’s.

  10. Amanda

    I see more of a beautiful woman when I look in the mirror. ;) She is superbly mediocre looking.

  11. Her boobs look like they’re frowning, and that makes me sad.

  12. kc

    And guys voted her hotter than Mila Kunis? I will never understand men.

  13. Coke Booger

    Eh. If I had a sausage between my legs, I wouldn’t get a chubby looking at her.

  14. jjhkjhjkh

    not hot

  15. burton

    she is not attractive…sorrrry.

  16. Rob

    She has the mouth wrinkles of an 80 year old woman, seriously what is wrong with her face?

  17. babooda

    What the hell is soooo special about this piece of blue encased tripe? There are woman who shop in the Safeway store in my small town that are better looking and better built than this whatever she is supposed to be!
    Cancel “Gossip Girl” and end her 15 minutes before she spreads like the cancer that she is!

  18. Blake Lively
    Commented on this photo:

    A stunningly beautiful girl, but why does she always look like she has “morning after” hair?

  19. Blake Lively
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks good

  20. jojo

    Minka please.

  21. Me

    She is SO ugly.

  22. Jack

    She’s so beautiful

  23. Blake Lively
    Commented on this photo:

    A little rationality lifts the quality of the debate here. Thanks for cnotriubtnig!

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