Black Eyed Peas
Looks like somebody’s parents failed them miserably. We were taught not to play with fire when we were four years old, so pardon our lack of compassion when we read about the Black Eyed Peas burning down their studio because they felt like lighting some candles. We know that drugs can mess with your judgment, but blowing out burning candles should be like second nature, especially for Fergie, whom we’ve heard enjoys blowing all sorts of things. Zing!