Did Jeremy Renner Say Slut? He Meant Incredible Mother!

“Hey! No one calls this bitch a slut for having less sex than Tony Stark but me. You got that?”

Setting aside the outrage – or outrage’s retarded cousin: outrage over outrage – from a marketing standpoint Jeremy Renner fucked up when he called Black Widow a slut, and then proceeded to double- then triple- down with a non-apology and an appearance on Conan where he repeated the “joke.” On top of that, the latter occurred directly in the middle of Joss Whedon getting eaten alive on Twitter for making Black Widow spend the whole movie pining for Hulk-babies. (Which, by the way, Scarlett Johannson was not entirely cool with.) So obviously someone at Marvel snatched Hawkeye up and reminded him he could die in these things at any moment because he’s a jackass with a bow next to a super-soldier and a space-god – Not to mention, the flying android with a magic rock in its head. – because here he is tweeting ScarJo a saccharine-sweet Mother’s Day message after basically calling her the team whore for an entire month. Which practically makes them married. I’m pretty sure that’s how marriage works. “You’re a whore. You’re a whore. You’re a whore. Happy Mother’s Day, baby, you’re the best! You’re a whore. You’re a whore. You’re a whore. Merry Christmas!”

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