Black Hermoine Granger Is Coming For Your Wives
Racist fuckwarts just got their shit shut down by J.K. Rowling after somehow filling up the Internet with even more stupidity over the casting of a South African woman as Hermoine Granger in an upcoming Harry Potter play – and, nope, I already want to kill myself just typing that. We’re not doing this. If you’re one of these idiots, just goddamn shoot yourself. The rest of you enjoy white Hermonie’s pasties because I couldn’t seem to find black Hermoine’s nipples anywhere. And I checked. For equality.
Wait. Is the real issue that Hermoine isn’t a 12-year-old girl anymore? Because I can’t decide if that’s worse. You’re all gross. (Still click on my stuff though.)