Blac Chyna’s Weird As Shit Comic Book Movie Trailer, Anyone?
“Wanna know how I got these scars?”
“Hooking. We all know it was from hooking. Because you’re a hooker.”
Aside from getting herself knocked up by the fattest, brokest Kardashian, Blac Chyna’s plan for personal success also includes doing naked stuff, and becoming the face of a cosmetics line, because what woman doesn’t constantly ask herself, “Do beauty products exist that could make me look like I got shitfaced and made horrible decisions at a plastic surgeon’s office and a wig shop?” And apparently that last business venture has generated enough capital to produce the following I don’t even know what to call it. Fake Eyelash Movie Teaser?
So, that happened to you and I’m sorry. I don’t know why I helped pushed that around the universe even a little bit and I expect to reap the consequences for it. In fact, I’m pretty sure the fact that I do this job means I already am.
“Wanna work from home and get paid to make fun of assholes?”
“Yeah! That sounds great!”
“Done. So, are we going to trash politicians and criminal CEOs, assholes like that?”
“Nope, we write about the Kardashians every day.”
“No. What? No…”
“Yep, and one more thing. *slides Photo Boy nameplate across desk*