Blac Chyna Is Having Twins
If you recently heard wails from the top of Mount Doom, Blac Chyna is reportedly pregnant with twins, according to Life & Style, effectively earning her Golddigger x2. When reached for comment, Kris Jenner fled to the Netherworld to grow stronger in power, but mostly have sex with a slave army of black guys. It’s pretty racist. I’m not sugarcoat it.