A Blac Chyna Sex Tape Is Coming
“They know I’m Amanda Bynes. Cheese it!”
Tyga is constantly having his shit repossessed, and Blac Chyna has to bang the loneliest Kardashian for room and board, so that’s really all the setup you need for Step 1 of “How To Market Your Sex Tape,” which is pretend it got stolen then threaten to sue everybody. TMZ reports:
Someone’s shopping around what they say is a Blac Chyna/Tyga sex tape, and the leading lady is doing everything within her power to keep it in the can.
Blac Chyna’s lawyer, Walter Mosley, tells TMZ Chyna will go after anyone who releases the tape … with a vengeance.
A tape has been sent to media outlets and porn companies … we can’t vouch for the identity of the stars, but the tattoos match.
Now, if you’re wondering why Blac Chyna isn’t bothering to market a sex tape featuring her fiance Rob Kardashian, nobody wants to watch an insulin-stabbed gut yelling, “I am trying to make it past the ass! God, how do my sisters do this?!” Or maybe they would. The Internet’s weird.