Rob Kardashian Filled Blac Chyna’s Uterus Full Of Gold
“I’m rich, biatch!”
If you somehow haven’t heard by now, Blac Chyna is pregnant. And not only is she pregnant, but she’s so far along they know the sex of the baby, which means she got that gold the second she started banging Rob Kardashian because he’s a goddamn idiot. Case in point, E! is fast tracking their reality show, and Blac Chyna is already trademarking her new Kardashian name. Yup. TMZ reports:
Blac Chyna plans on introducing more than one new Kardashian to the world … she’s already set the wheels in motion to become a Kardashian and profit off the new moniker.
Chyna filed legal docs laying claim to the name “Angela Renee Kardashian” … cornering the market for entertainment services, television and movie appearances, living as a “social media celebrity,” and party hosting.
In Blac Chyna’s defense, she survived having sex with Rob, which is probably when an ass made of Brazilian rubber comes in handy.
*wakes up* “Huh? Who dis? Who’s under me?”
“Let… me… out…”
“Damn, girl, how long you been under there?”
“What day is it?”
“Also, I’m pregnant.”
“….” *tries to lay back down on top of her*
“Not today, mothafucka!”