Blac Chyna Is Tearing The Kardashians Apart Or Some Shit
Ever since word got out that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are hooking up, the Kardashians have lost their goddamn minds thanks to the fact that Blac Chyna is Tyga’s baby mama and Amber Rose’s best friend. Kylie Jenner straight up called Rob the devil, Khloe’s tweeting The Godfather quotes, and someone’s telling TMZ obvious shit like Blac is only fucking Rob for his money because there’s no way she could be physically or emotionally attracted to his fat ass, so thanks for the love and support, guys:
Sources tell us Rob’s close friends and family members tell us he’s dealing with so much right now — his ongoing weight issues and his recent diabetes diagnosis — and they think BC made her move now, because his guard is down.
We’re told they think Chyna really only wants 2 things: publicity and to get back at Kylie Jenner for hooking up with BC’s baby daddy, Tyga.
Our sources say Rob’s peeps think the fact Chyna’s BFF Amber Rose just started following Scott Disick on IG … is more proof this is a full scale “thirsty” attack.
Of course, there’s an even simpler explanation for all of this:
“I need drama, and I need it quickly. Somehow find a way to fuck my son’s dick, and I shall reward you with infamy throughout my true domain, the Internet.”
“Yes, Lord Satan.”
“But first we need to get that ass bigger. – BAMF! – There, just like his sister’s. Now do as I command!”