Bin Laden’s niece gets a reality show

March 10th, 2006 // 145 Comments

wafah-defour-reality-show.JPGIn the continuing pursuit to give every single person a reality show, Wafah Dufour – Osama bin Laden’s niece, who wisely dropped the Bin Laden part of her name – has inked a deal for cameras to document her “quest for stardom”.

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Comments (145)

  1. tits_on_snack | March 10, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    Wafah.

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  2. Grphdesi23 | March 10, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    Who knew that a man who is a nationally known terrorist and fucks goats would have such a hot niece?

    Times, they are a-changin’

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  3. Grphdesi23 | March 10, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    Dufour

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  4. Grphdesi23 | March 10, 2006 at 4:28 pm

    Dufour

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  5. memichelle77 | March 10, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    #2, i think you forgot to look at her face.

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  6. pickletickle | March 10, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    I could smoke them arms

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  7. Spindoc | March 10, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    Hmm, Maybe THATS why we can’t find Bin Ladin. He’s in New York Dressing as a 20-something chick!

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  8. tits_on_snack | March 10, 2006 at 4:31 pm
  9. tits_on_snack | March 10, 2006 at 4:32 pm

    i just realized how much she looks like Rachel Dratch (saturday night live) in the picture in #8

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  10. badattitood | March 10, 2006 at 4:51 pm

    I understand that she tries to disassociate herself from Osama, which is fine and great, but his infamy is still the reason she’s getting this show. I mean there’s got to be thousands of hopeful pop stars struggling to be discovered and people are going to watch this show b/c of the gawk factor of being Osama’s moderately good looking niece. Since it is no secret that this chick is already very, very wealthy and doesn’t need a job to support herself, this is a vanity project for her and nothing else. She must have an ego of Paris-like proportions. I detest attention whores like this. The only way this could be justified is if she has some sort of amazing voice that miraculously soothes the world and she brings about world peace with her message.

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  11. Tom Pierce | March 10, 2006 at 4:53 pm

    Good lord, she’s hideous. I wouldn’t touch her with an 11 foot pole

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  12. Jenny | March 10, 2006 at 4:55 pm

    She thinks no one likes her because bin Ladin is related to her…. but it’s really because her face looks like it got run over by a truck!

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  13. thebor | March 10, 2006 at 5:00 pm

    She does look like Rachel Dratch, that’s hilarious. Let’s be honest if you check the bin laden family is made up of about 5000 people all over the world. I really doubt she is trying to “cash in” on her uncle. But does any think anyone is going to buy her album because of her uncle. She is certainly trying to get big in the wrong country.

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  14. badattitood | March 10, 2006 at 5:12 pm

    I’m sure not all the members of the extended family are filthy, stinking rich, but she and her immediate family are. At least according to the news story I saw on Dateline or something like that. I agree that her music isn’t going to sell squat here in the US but she’s still getting media attention. Go away little girl!

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  15. hotintempe | March 10, 2006 at 5:17 pm

    She looks like a heroin addict.

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  16. shoyu | March 10, 2006 at 5:21 pm

    Not hot.

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  17. Mr. Fritz | March 10, 2006 at 5:22 pm

    Gimme an “F”
    Gimme an “U”
    Gimme an “G”
    Gimme an “L”
    Gimme an “Y”
    What’s that spell? She looks like a man, baby. Yeetch!

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  18. bloodyvictim | March 10, 2006 at 5:30 pm

    “Now paging Ugg Bugg McFug… please come and pick up your new face.”

    seriously… that face makes me want to have an eye transplant. *shudder*

    Why does mediocrity get attention? don’t let that girl think she is attractive, it’s just mean to the whole world.

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  19. LinguisticAnthro | March 10, 2006 at 5:36 pm

    I’m not so sure Uncle Osama would approve of that outfit.

    She’s either really skinny or has a giant, freakish head.

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  20. LoneWolf | March 10, 2006 at 5:39 pm

    Wafah Dufour and Lil Kim – it’s all supply and demand. If people wouldn’t watch this shite, they wouldn’t put it on TV. It’s a sad commentary on our tabloid-reading, dull-eyed, nonexsitent-alpha-wave society that visual dog vomit passes for entertainment any more.

    Me, I’m looking forward to the season debuts of “The Pedophile – Disneyland” and “Popping Zits With The Stars”.

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  21. M@ce | March 10, 2006 at 5:40 pm

    Saw her interviewed on some dumb talk show. She’s smokin’ hot. I’d gladly give 25 drachmas and three healthy goats to bang that.

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  22. Mary45 | March 10, 2006 at 5:50 pm

    When I first saw that picture I thought it was a guy cross dressing as Denise Richards… I guess it’s the lips or something…

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  23. scarlett138 | March 10, 2006 at 5:56 pm

    Yuck

    what’s up with those lips? and that face? ick disgusting

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  24. Equalparts | March 10, 2006 at 6:00 pm

    She dresses like a 3rd-world country whore.

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  25. Cratylus | March 10, 2006 at 6:02 pm

    In a profile shot, that nose makes her look like Rachel Dratch.

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  26. Cratylus | March 10, 2006 at 6:03 pm

    Just saw your comment #9, sorry.

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  27. MortyFishbein | March 10, 2006 at 6:06 pm

    She in some men’s softcore porn rag recently (or was it GQ?) and she seems nice enough.

    She also appeared very attractive in the poses. This photo of her isn’t all that great, actually.

    In this pic with those clothes, she looks like for about 5 pesos she’ll make YOU the star.

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  28. Cratylus | March 10, 2006 at 6:07 pm

    Ok, so Rachel Dratch is Jewish, and Osama’s niece looks just like her. Maybe the bin Ladens have some Jews in the woodpile.

    Ah, God, you’re the master comedian.

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  29. Praz | March 10, 2006 at 6:11 pm

    Bang what #21, one of the goats? Although I guess the girl does have a good stomach, her face might require a double-brown bag.

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  30. overcast | March 10, 2006 at 6:12 pm

    You know when you throw up a little in your mouth, and it burns your throat?

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  31. sophiecatrupertjerk | March 10, 2006 at 6:34 pm

    That’s a man. Man!

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  32. Evangelia | March 10, 2006 at 6:49 pm

    she could really benefit from a pair of tweezers.
    #28, jews and arabs are the same thing.
    racially, anyway.

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  33. billabong021 | March 10, 2006 at 6:52 pm

    that is tru #32 an i’ll shagg her any day of the week, an lets be honest, every guy on this message board will too.

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  34. dimestoredetective | March 10, 2006 at 6:58 pm

    I don’t think arab girls wax.
    It offends Larry, Curly and Mo-hammad.

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  35. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | March 10, 2006 at 7:00 pm

    Tom Pierce, I wanna be touched with an 11 foot pole.

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  36. BadassFred | March 10, 2006 at 7:07 pm

    Just goes to show that no matter how stunningly attractive you are, people will still think you’re fugly. *sighs*

    Yeah, I think she’s pretty. But she’ll never have a career. People don’t like Osama Bin Laden. That’s just how it is. Unless she changes her name and pretends that she is flat out completely unrelated to him, people will probably hate her on sight.

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  37. Evangelia | March 10, 2006 at 7:55 pm

    she actually looks pretty cute in the photos on her website, http://www.wafahdufour.net

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  38. The Serial Cynic | March 10, 2006 at 8:28 pm

    “So, yeah, Dad… I am dating someone. You would probably like her. She’s really pretty, comes from money…”
    “What is this young lady’s name?”
    “Um,…Wafour.”
    “Wa-What?”
    “Wafour? What the fuck kind of name is Wafour.”
    “It’s actually Arabic, I think.”
    “Arabic? Like that Bin Laden asshole?”
    “You could say that…”

    And that ladies and gentleman, is how you write for television!

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  39. LaydeeBug | March 10, 2006 at 8:29 pm

    Wafah is farsi for “fucking ugly”. Woof-a!

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  40. LaydeeBug | March 10, 2006 at 8:33 pm

    Her face from chin to crown is as long as my foot. And I got a big foot, yo!

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  41. Binky | March 10, 2006 at 8:53 pm

    She’s not unattrative, but I think her sisters – ‘Twenty-five’, or ‘Six’ Dufour may be hotter.

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  42. Fatty Boom-Batty | March 10, 2006 at 10:05 pm

    When asked how he felt about his niece whoring herself to the Zionists, Osama bin Laden had this to say, “Dirka dirka Mohammed jihad dirka!”

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  43. sarakai | March 10, 2006 at 10:20 pm

    her-story-will-bridge-the-gap-that-people-feel-exists-between-the-cultures-she-has-lived-ini-doubt-shes-the-type-of-highly-devout-muslim-to-bridge-the-gap-and-bring-understanding-to-the-culture-have-a-look-at-her-clothes-she-would-be-spat-on-in-a-muslim-country-shes-a-twit

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  44. ir0ny! | March 10, 2006 at 10:28 pm

    how come her lips are huge like Jolie’s too?

    i think if she did her eyebrows right, she might look like her too, but shorter.

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  45. Dee | March 10, 2006 at 10:30 pm

    go away please

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  46. blondi | March 10, 2006 at 11:06 pm

    I think she’s really cute. I honestly can’t see how someone would call her unnattractive. I think people are just used to leaving generic “he/shes nasty” comments :p Not that there’s anything wrong with that! But I just don’t see her ranking at the fugly level. Maybe the almost-slightly-plain level at worst.

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  47. nichole | March 10, 2006 at 11:47 pm

    I have no opinion,just thought i’d put those pics out there.

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