Billy Ray Cyrus should be interviewed all day every day. The country star and father of Miley Cyrus (better known as Hannah Montana) stopped by The Today Show this morning to talk about the scandal involving a topless photo of Miley that appeared in Vanity Fair. Check out these awesome answers that run the hilarious gamut of poop and turkey necks:
On why he stayed quiet about Miley’s photos:
“My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks.”
On the advice Kris Kristofferson gave him:
“And I remember Kris Kristofferson stopped me backstage at one of my shows and said, ‘Listen, hoss, always remember: The turkey with the longest neck’s always going to be the one everyone’s shootin’ at’.”
On the supposedly suggestive father-daughter photo:
“That’s just a daddy who loves his daughter a whole lot. If a daddy hasn’t hugged his daughter recently, I recommend he does.”
On his excuse for leaving the shoot early and not seeing the topless photo:
“I had a show to do, and an obligation, to go to Washington state … playing for the troops just back from Iraq.”
Billy Ray also added: “Yeah, the troops… and a group of scientists who needed me to play my gee-tar to cure cancer. Yeah. Dang gum diddily, I reckon all that stuff.” Wait a minute, he done served us a cowpie!
People seem to think that wearing a shirt with tattoos printed on it makes them look like a bad ass.
I can’t get enough of old guys wearing Ed Hardy shirts.
That whole family is a little screwy but each to his own I suppose. But what a cute dog….I wonder how many times it has tried to run away in shame??
in common language….he pimped his daughter off
stupid inbred hick.
hey what kinda dog is that i wanna get one of those
Mmmmm, it seems he is very interested in dating wealthy young woman. I saw him on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week.
Talking about poop: THIS DOG NEEDS TO SHIT, I think I smelled the stuff!!
He’s just a hick-er version of Joe Simpson. Their daughters even have the same qualities! Ashlee and Miley can’t sing, or dance, or act for peanuts.
hey jenna u right about miley she is a whore and a hoe and she needs to chill and be her self but she cant cuz she wants to get her 15 yr old self and show everybody in tha world(including her boyfriend) her ugly ass boobs and i bet u tats y her boyfriend likes her cuz she a slut and shell do anything to him to get his attention and now she and hannah character is a hore and slut cuz of tha way she acts around tha camera and i dont even do tat w/ ma b.f unless we was alone but we would never go infront of a camera and shoot a pic of us shirtless………………….. and now she a hoe so it dont matter no more so yea i agree wit u so ummmm huuuuuuuu
Wow, you all really do hate the Cyrus’s…funny but why?
I never have figured out what all the hoopla was over the Vanity Fair pictures. I think they were quite tastful. Seeing a girls back and shoulders is pretty far from being ‘racy’. Miley and Billy Ray have nothing to appologize for. Take a long look at some of Disneys other young talents; Miley Cyrus has more class then any of them.
I never have figured out what all the hoopla was over the Vanity Fair pictures. I think they were quite tastful. Seeing a girls back and shoulders is pretty far from being ‘racy’. Miley and Billy Ray have nothing to appologize for. Take a long look at some of Disneys other young talents; Miley Cyrus has more class then any of them.
Haven’t the troops serving in Iraq suffered enough without having to listen to Billy Ray?