Billy Joel and his third wife 27-year-old Katie Lee are calling it quits, according to NY Daily News:
“After nearly five years of marriage, Billy and Katie have decided to separate,” reps for the pair said in a joint statement. “This decision is the result of much thought and consideration. Billy and Katie remain caring friends, with admiration and respect for each other.”
Various reports have linked Lee, a 27-year-old chef and author, with Yigal Azrouel, a dashing 36-year-old Israeli-born fashion designer who has frequently escorted her to events. Sources reported seeing them dirty dancing in Miami in January and have claimed that in unguarded moments Azrouel referred to Lee as “my girlfriend.”
Reps for the Joels insisted that Azrouel was just a friend and that Billy, 60, was happy to skip the parties, fashion shows and fundraisers that his younger wife enjoyed.
“Their break-up has nothing to do with Yigal,” Joel’s spokeswoman, Claire Mercuri said.
I’m sure the break-up had nothing to do with cheating as much as it had to do with Billy Joel being goddamn 60 and spending all his money on golden pianos. Okay, I may have made that last part up to ease the blow to my 60-year-old readers out there. All two of them who thought this is where they sign up for Medicare and most likely stroked out at the sight of Katie Price. Whoops.
suck it | June 17, 2009 at 5:16 pm
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Do FreeBird | June 17, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Nice looking piece of ass. And Billy’s starting to look like the gnome on those travel agent adverts.
dude | June 17, 2009 at 5:19 pm
nice drawn-on eyebrows douche. no wonder, u look like a joke!
Tyrone Biggums | June 17, 2009 at 5:23 pm
My balls itch.
biatcho | June 17, 2009 at 5:25 pm
He must be fucking paltrow clearly.
sarah | June 17, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I absolutely love Billy Joel as a musician and artist, in spite of his sordid martial history. It’s too bad that he is getting another divorce, but I don’t think many people thought this would last forever. Billy is getting quite homely looking in his dotage, and she is young and attractive. It was just a matter of time before cheating allegations would start to swirl. Oh well, another marriage bites the dust LOL.
biatcho | June 17, 2009 at 5:27 pm
He’s fucking Paltrow clearly.
Zanna | June 17, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I want to change my name to Kegal Arouzal.
biatcho | June 17, 2009 at 5:28 pm
She likes whiny singers with limp dicks.
Zanna | June 17, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Holy shit…biatcho lives!
Zanna | June 17, 2009 at 5:31 pm
He’s going to be making love to his tonic and gin from now on….
See how I did that? yea….
biatcho | June 17, 2009 at 5:32 pm
zanna! i know, i am not dead! swaer!
havoc | June 17, 2009 at 5:37 pm
You may be right.
I may be crazy.
Guess what Billy? You are. She’s fucking a dude named Arouzel for Christ’s sake…..
biatcho | June 17, 2009 at 5:40 pm
She couldn’t take the prison pussy on his face any longer
ThePlaywright | June 17, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Here is how a typical night plays out between Billy and Katie Lee:
Katie: Hey Bill would you do me dirty tonight?
Billy: Sure Babe let me go to the kitchen and get a pill from my Viagra prescription, take it and in an hour I’ll be ready to give you wood for at least an hour or two.
Katie: But I’m horny now Billy.
Billy: Katie, you can’t get water from a rock. We’ll do this in an hour.
Katie: Ok I’ll be back in hour. I’m going to go make platonic conversation with my friend Yigal while you get hard.
Billy: Just be back for the main event babe.
biatcho | June 17, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Zanna – this place blows ass. I miss the others and lost the site for the cave.
biatcho | June 17, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Zanna – this place blows ass. I miss the others and lost the site for the cave.
Mary | June 17, 2009 at 5:50 pm
That’s what these old geezers wt money get. They deserve it. Maybe next time they can choose a partner that actually LOVES them instead of just thinking with their flacid wieners.
Zanna | June 17, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Biatcho: We all miss the cave. All our works blocked it. Most everyone is on F/B now..you should look us up!
Tim | June 17, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Short bald jew.
Hot woman.
She learned no amount of money is worth it.
modern clothing (made by me) | June 17, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Gold digger gets horny, did she sign a prenup?
biatcho | June 17, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Fo realz!? I am on FB. hhmm, lemme see what I can do.
Mama Pinkus | June 17, 2009 at 5:59 pm
couples who use each other never really end well
http://www.funderoos.com/ | June 17, 2009 at 6:05 pm
It must be such a blow to your ego to have to stand on your tippy toes to kiss your girl. Thank you Jesus for building me 6’2″ (also, I appreciate the 8″ penis as do my lovers)
C Brinkley | June 17, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Time to just buy a doll and save a crapload of money….
amoi | June 17, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Celebrity “marriages” depress me. All I can think of when I see those pictures is “fat, aging, troll-shaped filthy rich man” and “tall, beautiful gold-digger.”
angelchrome | June 17, 2009 at 6:29 pm
I thought we were calling him William now. I thought that was a thing. You know, for assholes to do.
friendlyfires | June 17, 2009 at 6:30 pm
He’s a happy troll with a boatload of money – god bless the l’il capuchin, god bless ‘im
Darth | June 17, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Is this Billy Joel? I wouldn’t recognize him!
Jennyjenjen | June 17, 2009 at 6:46 pm
So William is on the market?
Shawn | June 17, 2009 at 6:46 pm
You know, it must be nice to have so much money, you can halve it every few years just for the sake of tapping some fine young pussy for a while.
Clem | June 17, 2009 at 6:56 pm
This is what it looks like when a decent looking money grabber gets her photo taken with a makeup-less clown.
I hope she doesn’t get a penny.
www.dealpi.com | June 17, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Doesn’t anyone stay together anymore?
I’m sure billy will find another nice young model very soon!
http://www.dealpi.com
casualencounters.com/blog | June 17, 2009 at 7:06 pm
His penchant for floozies is just starting to make him look sad. Sad on its way to creepy.
Ananana | June 17, 2009 at 7:19 pm
she don’t like no short dick man.
Giggles | June 17, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Gee, what, a 35-year age difference. NO ONE saw this coming.
Do FreeBird | June 17, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Maybe now he’ll give a little loving to Davy , who’s still in the Navy, and probably will be for life.
Well at least until Jim the real Eastate novelist who never had time for a wife takes a pump action shotgun and blows them both into small chunks.
Txi | June 17, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Dump that old fuck and get a hotter younger guy!! WOo.
Gwyneth Paltrow | June 17, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Tsk, tsk, William, you were such a richard to marry a woman so close to your daughter’s age. I suggest you get a nice pair of cashmere socks from my GOOP website and put on a nice Coldplay CD and avoid making such silly mistakes in future.
so, so, ROUGH | June 17, 2009 at 8:53 pm
God id love to be in Yigal Azrouel’s place! but then again, i dont want to be on the no fly list…smarten up Billy ya old fart…
Derek Jeter's Penis | June 17, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Ooh, and when you wake up in the mornin’
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don’t come bitchin’ to me
Oh well, win some lose some. He’ll be skankin’ soon enough!
Nixie | June 17, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Who cares how much money he has!?! Who would EVER have sex with him! He is so tiny and comical looking. He looks EXACTLY like that magnetic face hair toy “Wooly Willy”! Poor guy!
Harry | June 17, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Billy got Christie Brinkley and Elle MacPherson in their prime. Go learn how to play the piano, kids. Trust me.
RaraAvis | June 17, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Maybe Billy can start a used golddigger exchange. He can invite Phil Specter, Hugh Hefner, Usher and Charlie Sheen to join.
captain america | June 18, 2009 at 3:34 am
………STRANGE?
seen his whisker, folks?
Ananana | June 18, 2009 at 5:26 am
#39, you made me LOL
zips | June 18, 2009 at 5:39 am
You know he divorced her after he got dragged to La Paltrow’s house (‘William, so, so AMAZING to make your acquaintance – have a fat/wheat/meat/fun free amuse bouche’). He probably (and rightly so) couldn’t live with being stuck socializing with such pretentious, desparate ass-kissing women.
Hefner | June 18, 2009 at 9:04 am
“I just want, someone to talk to…”
yeah this dirty little ole pervert marries Christy Brinkley invalidating his bullshit lyrics. He is like his brother Hugh, a dirty little pile of obscene filth. I hope he gets AIDS.
Dread not | June 18, 2009 at 9:12 am
Billy Joel looks like a guy who’s posing for the first time, and last time, with his sight unseen mail order bride! Are you kidding me? Yeah, this looks like it was built to last.
Yigal | June 18, 2009 at 10:23 am
She tossed my Torah.