Presumably after another unsuccessful harvest at his taco and Corn Pops farm, Billy Ray Cyrus has called off his divorce to Tish and reconciled with Miley so he can refocus his efforts on planting a Lucky Charms tree. People reports:
“I’ve dropped the divorce,” Cyrus, 49, said during an interview on The View scheduled to air on Friday. “I want to put my family back together … Things are the best they’ve ever been.”
“I feel like I got my Miley back in a way,” he added during Thursday’s taping. “I feel like we are the daddy and daughter that we were before Hannah Montana happened.”
So before Hannah Montana happened Miley was drunkenly stumbling into bars? Because that’s what just happened during the week you described as “the best things have ever been.” Or was that more of a reference to Tish being STD-free after banging Bret Michaels? There’s just such a rich tapestry of Cyrus family history to pull from, that’s all.