Billy Ray Cyrus Calls Off Divorce

March 18th, 2011 // 37 Comments

Presumably after another unsuccessful harvest at his taco and Corn Pops farm, Billy Ray Cyrus has called off his divorce to Tish and reconciled with Miley so he can refocus his efforts on planting a Lucky Charms tree. People reports:

“I’ve dropped the divorce,” Cyrus, 49, said during an interview on The View scheduled to air on Friday. “I want to put my family back together … Things are the best they’ve ever been.”
“I feel like I got my Miley back in a way,” he added during Thursday’s taping. “I feel like we are the daddy and daughter that we were before Hannah Montana happened.”

So before Hannah Montana happened Miley was drunkenly stumbling into bars? Because that’s what just happened during the week you described as “the best things have ever been.” Or was that more of a reference to Tish being STD-free after banging Bret Michaels? There’s just such a rich tapestry of Cyrus family history to pull from, that’s all.

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  1. Never thought i’d say this but props to mullethead. I’ve been in that boat it’s not easy but when kids are involved it’s something bigger than your achy heart. Hope he gets some strange himself, it kinda balances it out

    • Cock Dr

      That’s a remarkably charitable take on his motivations & the renewal of marital affections.
      I think it’s all about the $$. Mullethead doesn’t want to part with it; Taco Bell expenses really add up at his house.

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    kc
    Commented on this photo:

    is it just me, or does her face look like soundgarden’s “black hole sun” video?

  3. che che

    Tish is terrifying looking! Jeez. I don’t think I have ever looked at her!

  4. Jo

    haha what a bitch. The poledancer rules that roost and his cash flow would be cut off so he crawled back mullet tail between his legs..

  5. General Mills

    By “planting a lucky charms tree”, you must mean either

    a) Nailing Miley’s puckered rosebud OR,
    b) Going balls-deep in her mouth

    ‘Cause can’t be knockin’ up the lil’ Princess, she is too precious

  6. JC

    “daddy and daughter we were before Hanna Montana” = pole dancing was done for daddy in private, not for the whole world to see

  7. Horny Creep

    I want to plug Miley’s fart hole-first with my tongue, then my schlong

  8. Drew

    fuck is she ever frightening

  9. the things a guy will do to get a mother-daughter threesome.

  10. Eric

    *SNIFF-SNIFF* I smell douche.

  11. Boston_Freek

    “taco and Corn Pops farm” – win for Fish

    hysterical

  12. taz

    Its the hillbilly hoedown!!!

  13. Jeremy

    she looks like one of those monkeys with the huge freaky eyes.

    • Hellisforsissies

      It’s an optical illusion caused by the fact that BRC’s eyes are so small and squinty, like a mole’s eyes.

  14. Tish, your eyes have once again fucked my mind into a stupor, I will not sleep tonight.

  15. the captain

    it’s like an eg in a microwave.

  16. I guess when your career is in the toilet, and your gravy train is stumbling drunkenly away from the station, the fact that Brett Michaels screwed your wife wife isn’t that big a deal. Hell, she probably had the herpes long before then anyway.

  17. mel

    thank god! now i can continue to admire the remarkably narrow space between her eyes.

  18. Fred Garvin

    Fish still has mullet envy….LOL

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    Miss Mandi
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me or does she have some freakishly HUGE freekin eyes? Or are his just tiny? yeah, anyway – this family is fucked.

  20. bdog821

    He backed off from the divorce because Tish was asking for custody of the mullet.

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    Lola
    Commented on this photo:

    The mom is more hot and beautiful than Miley

  22. Ray Sist

    Giant eyes go away!

  23. This is good news. I was worried that his heart just might blow up and kill that man.

  24. He married the HypnoToad?

  25. After I looked into her eyes in that picture I found myself calling off a divorce and reconciling with my daughter too. Magic eyes are magic, people.

  26. Jovy

    I was hoping this bush baby’s eyes were photoshopped.

  27. Hellisforsissies

    Billy Ray’s unemployment checks were cut off by the State of Tennesee because he had not been residing in there for the past several years. So he couldn’t afford the luxious Taco Bell lifestyle he had become accustomed to.
    He had to reconcile with Tish, so Miley would continue to buy his burrito!

  28. Aussie Mama

    good on em. no one gains a thing from becoming another statistic. a family that is together is much stronger. it’s worth the sacrifice. divorce ruins kids.

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    FL girl
    Commented on this photo:

    pic 9 billy ray’s pee pee.

  30. Billy Ray Cyrus Tish Cyrus Divorce
    Commented on this photo:

    pic 9 billy ray’s pee pee

  31. SexxiMamma

    Her eyes are fucked! They seem so much bigger than his.

  32. Aussie Mama

    he’s s gorgeous hunk of a man!

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