Billy Bob Thornton Will Bang You On Your Period, This Is Information You Have Now

February 19th, 2013 // 22 Comments

A few years back, Billy Bob Thornton was an absolute bitch to interview to the point where he’d fly off the handle if you referred to him as an actor. Since then, he’s apparently reached that ripe, old age where he’s just happy to talk to anybody about anything because here he is getting ambushed by TMZ only to cordially shoot the shit about about tattoos and not being shy about plowing women on their period which takes the whole Angelina Jolie blood vial necklace to a level we probably should’ve assumed from the start. I’m embarrassed.

 

“I also like stamps. Oh, you should see my stamps- wait, where are you going?”

In Billy Bob’s defense, even a young whippersnapper like Tiger Woods is known to seduce a woman during the uncleanliness of her period, albeit romantically in a Subway parking lot. It’s a gentleman’s game of finesse.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Cock Dr

    That’s right solider….get your ass up off the sick bed and blog disgusting things for us. Well done.

  2. Some women get hornier on their periods and actively want sex.

  3. Jimbo

    I read this yesterday on TMZ

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    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is anybody surprised that an old douchebag isn’t afraid of a period?

    • TheDevilYouKnow

      I don’t think anyone is surprised. We’re just wondering why the fuck he’s sharing that factoid.

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    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    George Clinton 2016. (Hilary’s love child). He’s perfect – he’s already got the bangs.

  6. Sure he’ll bang someone on her period, because at this point he’s lucky to get anyone to bang him, period.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Press: “Hey Billy Bob, what about sodomizing someone during their hemorrhoid flare-ups?”
    Billy Bob: “Get all up in that!! Its the bees knees!”

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    Commented on this photo:

    wow i thought that was a 1993 pap pic of mick jagger.

  9. jen

    wtf is everyone talking about? he’s actually making sincere conversation with lame paparazzi. he seems like the nicest dude ever. and seriously? afraid of period sex? prudes.

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    Jentilly
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Billy Bob become an old Asian guy?

  11. Toni

    Oh Cmon, he’s just answering questions…

    Who in the world asks questions like that anyway.

    He seems cool.

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    Commented on this photo:

    i’d fuck him for that t shirt

  13. Frenchgal

    Gosh he’s gone skinny, does he have cancer ?

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