The 2014 Billboard Music Awards

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014

Everyone that’s anyone (Read: Blake Lively’s breasts) is at Cannes right now, but then again, timing isn’t exactly this year’s Billboard Music Awards’ strong suit. So here’s some barely interesting people on the red carpet who didn’t get their own post by surprisingly not having semen on them which is probably the greatest compliment I’ll ever pay Kendall and Kylie Jenner. Cherish it, doomed ones. Cherish it always.

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