Bill Cosby Stripped Of Honorary Navy Title As More Women Come Forward
Some of you haven’t enjoyed my coverage of the Eric Garner decision, or racism in general, so in this post I not only believe that a black man is guilty of a crime, but also (slightly) question the motives of his alleged rape victims. It’s practically Christmas for your tiny little white dicks. Let’s roll!
Three More Accusers
When we last left Bill Cosby, he was being sued by a woman who claims he raped her when she was 15 at the Playboy Mansion. Not even 24 hours later, three more accusers came forward after hiring Gloria Allred to sue Cosby for a $100 million fund for his alleged victims and finally face his accusers in court. And while I entirely believe these women’s stories, we’ve now reached the part where money’s being talked about which makes it harder to defend against the troglodytes screaming, “Golddiggers!” but was bound to happen when you’ve reached an alleged victim count this high. Statistically, someone was going to have ulterior motives because there’s so many of at this point that literally anybody could’ve been raped by Bill Cosby. I’m waiting to find out one of them was E.T. that time he dressed in drag. The little bastard already had a drinking problem, and God knows that’s how Doctor Huxtable likes ‘em. “Allegedly.”
On an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jerry Seinfeld said his Mt. Rushmore of comedy would be Don Rickles, Richard Pryor, George Carlin and Bill Cosby. He’s been an outspoken friend and admirer of Cosby for years and had a segment in his 2002 documentary Comedian devoted to his idol. And now here’s even Jerry Seinfeld at the premiere of Top Five on Tuesday night. Via People:
“I was very upset, very upset. Still upset. I don’t know what to make of it, but it’s just upsetting,” said Seinfeld, 60.
I mean, what’s the deal with all these people getting raped by Bill Cos- I’ll stop. I’m stopping.
On the bright side, CeeLo’s defending him! That’ll clear this whole thing right up.
Because of course she is, Bill Cosby’s lawyer’s wife is a member of the Rape Foundation in Los Angeles and even serves on its Support Council. They’re kindly pressuring her to get the fuck out.
Apparently Bill Cosby had an honorary Chief Petty Officer title given to him by the United States Navy in 2011. He doesn’t anymore.
Very little was known of Young and Cosby’s encounter but her story is all the more intriguing given her death. Now MailOnline can reveal that Cosby in fact dated Young for months at the height of her fame. One of Cosby’s victims, attorney Tamara Green, knew Paige from modeling circles and recalls seeing the pair together. Tamara Green recalls that she ran into Paigewhile in El Paso, Texas around 1970 and learned she was dating Bill Cosby.
‘I was there seeing my boyfriend and Paige called me and said Bill was on tour and she was travelling with him. They picked me up at my friend’s house and I remember sitting in the back of a stretched black limo with them both and Bill wanted to score some drugs. I called around and found a bag of pot some place on the edge of El Paso. Paige was in to her drugs and Bill wanted to get her some, she was along on the trip like his pet dog, she was a very subdued person, more like moon on the water in terms of her personality. They were clearly well acquainted with each other, it didn’t seem like a new thing. As far as I know they dated for a while. Paige always seemed in a stupor, a daze, like he was controlling her. All I remember is that their relationship wasn’t healthy.’
And while this seems like a good time to start asking Hugh Hefner some serious questions, most of his answers will be about soup. It’s a fool’s game.
The other day we learned that Tina Fey might have made a joke about Bill Cosby being a rapist in episode of 30 Rock, and now Crushable has found more evidence that Tina Fey was calling out Cosby as far back as 2005 when she was the host of Weekend Update.
While the 30 Rock joke could just be chalked up to a zany coincidence, this earlier joke most certainly is not. In fact, this one was made just two days after Tamara Green alleged on The Today Show that Cosby drugged and tried to sexually assault her in the ’70s. In a Reddit thread discussing the 30 Rock scene, people brought up the fact that Tina and Amy had made this very pointed joke on Weekend Update. You can watch it on Hulu here at minute 24. And you can see it transcribed here by SNL Transcripts.
You know what would’ve got people’s attention? A Mango sketch. You didn’t try hard enough, Fey. YOU DIDN’T TRY HARD ENOUGH!
And while I was writing this post, somebody wrote “rapist” all over Bill Cosby’s Hollywood star which seems like an unnecessary and humiliating violation. Just like rape!