Bill Cosby: ‘YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME’ (I Might’ve Paraphrased That)
Despite facing protesters in Canada and having shows cancelled in Massachusetts, Bill Cosby is still performing in Denver and wants everyone to know that he’s “far from finished,” a phrase he should probably never, ever use again. E! News reports:
“Dear Fans: I have thousands of loyal, patient and courageous fans that are going to leave their homes to enjoy an evening of laughter and return home feeling wonderful. I’m ready!” Cosby said. “I thank you, the theatre staff, the event organizers and the Colorado Community for your continued support and coming to experience family, fun entertainment.”
He added: “Hey, Hey, Hey — I’m Far From Finished,” citing the name of his 2013 TV standup special, his first in 30 years.
Bill Cosby later gave the following address:
“And the finished with the comedies I am not because Bill Cosby was putting the pills in the pudding pop in the beginning and will be putting the pills in in the end. When the first cavemen couldn’t be clubbing the wife in the cave because they can’t make the Theos and the Rudys if you hit them too hard with the club, Bill Cosby was there mashing the leaves with the rocks and putting them in the sabertooth tiger meat and the cave wife be all wizzle wazzle woozy and her man says, ‘A hey hey, time to get my Mastodon wet.’ And when the future with the Star Trek and the jet packs and the Bill Cosby will be switching the food pills with the sleeping pills and the bozzum bizzum having sex while the robots watch because I just like to make the kids laugh with the darndest things and the Vanessa.”