Bill Cosby: Who Cares About Rape? Listen To Me Talk About Education

For God knows what reason, Bill Cosby has been invited to participate in the March For Education in Alabama which, in another bright idea, landed him on Good Morning America where he gave what seem to be rambling responses to his numerous rape allegations. But on a second or third pass, it really sounds like he’s saying, “Who cares what I did? I’m the great Bill Cosby, and I’m saving you through my magic powers of education.” In fact, he doesn’t expect any of the students to ask him about the rapes at all. And why would they? It’s the amazing Bill Cosby, here, talking to them!

The 77-year-old comedian appeared on the morning show to promote Black Belt Community Foundation, an organization helping poor schools in Alabama. Asked how he would respond to students who ask him about the alleged sexual assaults, Cosby gave a bizarre response that avoided any mention of them.
I’m not sure that they will come like that,” Cosby told ABC News’ Linsey Davis.

But in the unlikely event someone dares to disrespect Bill Cosby and ask him about the 40+ women he’s accused of raping, well, that would just be foolish when he’s trying to save their lives. Or show them how not to drive into a lake. Honestly, this could go several ways:

“My point is, ‘OK, listen to me carefully. I’m telling you where the road is out. I’m telling you where, as you drive, you are going to go into the water. Now, you want to go here or you want to be concerned about who is giving you the message?’”

And there it is. Just like the time Bill Cosby told an AP reporter to “scuttle” footage of him angrily responding to the re-exploding rape accusations thanks to Hannibal Buress, here’s Bill Cosby prepared to lecture students about worrying about who’s he raped when he’s trying to give them his special gift of education. Which is especially rich coming from a guy with a sham doctorate that he paid Fat Albert writers to write his thesis for then turned around and made everyone call him “Dr. Cosby.” But only a fool would question any of that when he’s trying to tell you where the road and the water meet the pudding pop, and then the car goes a boppity zip into the pants and you pull them up with the Theo. Yup, these kids are in for a treat.

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