Bill Cosby Is ‘Completely Blind,’ Living In ‘Personal Hell’

“I heard a woman earlier. Am I touching her in the bagina badoodle?”
“Mr. Cosby, that’s a police officer.”
“THEO!”

And now for the feel good story of the day. Page Six reports:

Bill Cosby is now “completely blind,” said a well-placed source, who added that the embattled comic is “in his own personal hell.”
The disgraced comedian once known as “America’s Dad” is now confined to his Pennsylvania home with only his incomprehensibly loyal wife, Camille, at his side.
The source close to Cosby told us, “His alleged victims may take some solace in the fact that he’s in his own personal hell. He has been suffering from a degenerative eye disease and is completely blind . . . All his Hollywood friends have turned their backs on him.”

Don’t get me wrong, I definitely want to see Bill Cosby prosecuted and sitting blind as fuck in prison. But if that doesn’t happen, at least I know he’s spending his days in total darkness with no idea who might do what horrible shit to him or when. And by horrible shit, I mean listening to his wife talk with no chance of escape. Muahahaha!

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