Bill Cosby Really Needs To Stop Saying He’s Not Finished Yet

Back in January, Bill Cosby issued a statement to fans that he’s “far from finished” which are probably the worst possible words an alleged serial rapist can use while being repeatedly accused of serial rape. So naturally he used those exact words again because if we’ve learned anything about Bill Cosby it’s that he’s a creature of habit who still thinks he’s untouchable. Via TIME:

“Dear Fans: For 53 years you have given me your love, support, respect and trust. Thank you! I can’t wait to see your smiling faces and warm your hearts with a wonderful gift – LAUGHTER. I’m ready! I thank you, the theatre staff (Heymann Performing Arts Center), the event organizers and the Lafayette community for your continued support and coming to experience family, fun entertainment. Hey, hey, hey – I’m far from finished.”

“You see, Rudy, when you say the cartoon words to the bizzum bozzum people, you put the happy wazzy words in their noodle noggin brains, and it gets them all thinking about being the little kids eating the pudding pops and the Picture Pages and not about the acting lessons with the rape-a-razzle. Plus, I genuinely haven’t finished even with the Internet box and the people not believing the women wozzums. I thought for sure that’d make my pants all zowie wippy ZAP! Bring me my pills. The blue ones, not the raping ones.”

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