Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars At His Own Charity Gala He Invited Gwyneth Paltrow To. PIMP.

May 24th, 2012 // 79 Comments
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Bill Clinton and Prince Albert of Monaco hosted a star-studded charity gala last night featuring such celebrities as Joshua Jackson, Diane Kruger, will.i.am and, most hilariously, Gwyneth Paltrow who got to experience the joy of thinking she’s an important dignitary only to find out Slick Willie also stocked the place full of porn stars like Brooklyn Lee who tweeted the above pic last night. Which is particularly amazing considering earlier in the week we saw Tim Tebow lose his shit over an innocent picture with legitimate Broadway performers while the former leader of the free world gladly posed next to a woman whose Twitter bio lists her as an “astronaut/dick-sucker extraordinaire.” (I believe the word you’re looking for is BALLS.)

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. He did not have sexual relations with any of these girls.

  2. ace11

    Porn Stars…Love it

    Hillary must be going crazy again

  3. Bill: “I did nawt have sex with… aw fuck it— YES, I FUCKED THEM ALL. SO THERE. HAPPY?”

  4. Bill Clinton Porn Stars Brooklyn Lee Tasha Reign
    Brought It
    Commented on this photo:

    The phrase “rode hard and put away wet” was never more apropos.

  5. Brooklyn Lee Pornstar Bill Clinton Twitter
    Brought It
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s class right there.

  6. Brooklyn Lee Pornstar Bill Clinton Twitter
    Brought It
    Commented on this photo:

    Eyes too close together creeping me out.

  7. JC

    I think we can all agree: If you’re the kind of hero that regularly takes on monster cocks, often more than one at a time, then you should get to party with a past or current President. It’s the least that we, as a society, can do.

  8. LegMan

    It depends on what your definition of “posed” is.

  9. Cock Dr

    Bubba looks thin, haggard and immensely happy.

  10. tits mcgee

    Honestly, this is pretty tasteless and embarrassing.

    • Honestly: as much as you’d like to think otherwise—okay, as much as we’d like to think otherwise—Clinton probably had no idea who these women were. This is what you do when you host a charity fundraiser: you pose for pictures with the people who attended. It’s not his fault if some Eurotrash jet-setters or whoever decided to bring them along as their escorts for the night. (Yeah, I don’t think the porn stars found their way into a swanky Monaco fundraiser on their own.)

    • The Royal Penis

      “this is pretty tasteless”

      Says the man with “tits mcgee” for a pseudonym.

  11. He is the Tiger Woods of presidents.

  12. Troller

    That redhead looks like she could be Blake Griffin’s retarded, slutty sister.

  13. EricLr

    I just hope that a brief close proximity with Her Ladyship Gwyneth Paltrow will help these poor women achieve their dreams.

  14. There is another picture floating around from this where he is legitimately unrecognizable. It wasn’t a “bad” picture; it was as though he appeared to have melted in the sun.

    Seriously. I would have argued all day it could not possibly have been him. He seems to have developed a plastic surgery vice.

  15. Smapdi

    Still bringing dignity to the office, aren’t you Bill?

    • cc

      It’s in keeping with the character of the man.

    • El Jefe

      Hmm, a blow job from a woman or starting a false war that murdered thousands of innocent people and thousands of our own soldiers. Yeah, I will take Bill Clinton any day. Did I mention tanking the economy? Oh well.

      • Is the sky blue where you live? It is here.

      • …The chronic masturbators on this site who still live in their mom’s basement only wish they could be 1/10 the PIMP Bill “I Get Laid” Clinton is indeed.

        Many of you suffer from carpal tonal syndrome of the one hand.

        And Bill suffers from a not so common male condition known as— Toomuchpussyitis.

        Perhaps if more Republicans suffered from the same condition they would start less wars.

      • cc

        ‘who still live in their mom’s basement’

        Oh my God that is SO creative. That’s the FIRST time I’ve read that and it’s like, so true and FUNNY.

        ‘only wish they could be 1/10 the PIMP Bill “I Get Laid” Clinton is indeed’

        And his family wishes he had 1/10 the decency a lot of the ‘chronic masturbators’ here have, and the nation wishes he was 1/10 the embarrassment he was (seriously, fucking an intern with a cigar then smoking it), and all the people that are broke ass and all the taxpayers who bailed out various institutions wish he had had the stones to stand up to Phil Gramm when Phil spearheaded the campaign to repeal portions of the Glass–Steagall Act.

        If I haven’t covered off everything, please refer to Christopher Hitchens’ writings on Clinton.

      • “No One Left to Lie To”

        CH, RIP

      • As hard as it is to be the POTUS, if the dude needs a blowjob and his wife is unwilling/unable, fuck it, take what you can get. I want my leader to be relaxed so he can do his job. Anybody who expects politicians to be moral leaders is a fucking moron.

        And I love how they love to bring up Clinton’s infidelity and not the extrordinary incompetence of the Bush Jr administration. Start a war under false pretenses, outing an active CIA agent and tanking the economy. I guess a blowjob trumps all that. Once again, sex is more demonized than violence in America.

      • You say “chronic masturbators” like it’s a bad thing.

  16. Michael_D

    The definition of swag. Take notes, kids. BILL CLINTON AIN’T GIVE A CURRR

  17. Frank Burns

    Give Clinton a break. What else could he do when his Secret Service agents asked him to take a picture with their dates?

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    Cher X
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Zach Ward’s retarded kid sister. Look him up and you’ll see the resemblance.

  19. This is Bill just being Bill. Nothing to see here except some nasty ass looking chicks.

  20. Between this and the antics of the Secret Service, can we just quit postponing the inevitable and just start recognizing porn stars as human beings? Hell, they’re ahead of the curve in Brazil and some countries in Europe.

    • Porn stars as human beings? NEVER! They deserve to be treated like dogs, branded with a red letter and relegated to the back alleys of America for being brave enough to do what we all do on camera. I hope you can sense my sarcasm here.

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    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a maaaaan baybee!

  22. it had to be said

    Clinton really has a thing for ugly chicks. There are so many actually pretty porn stars, but he’s with a beady-eyed ginger. Sheesh.

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    Chupois
    Commented on this photo:

    I love him!

  24. Bill Clinton Porn Stars Brooklyn Lee Tasha Reign
    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    Chelsea looks…different.

  25. Bill Clinton Porn Stars Brooklyn Lee Tasha Reign
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ladies, welcome to my cigar bar. The VIP area is in the back. And the front.”

  26. The Royal Penis

    Yea, they might be porn stars, but they are CLASSY porn stars.

  27. theoriginal LJ

    So Bill Clinton hosted a charity event, someone brought an “Escort” who’s a porn “star”, Bill Clinton walked by and a group of girls waiting in line for the bathroom, and they asked him to stop and take a picture with them……….guffaw, guffaw……man, I can’t stop laughing…..guffaw, guffaw………I’m thinking prurient thoughts…..guffaw, guffaw…….

    Really?

  28. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Geez, remember when porn stars were ATTRACTIVE? (I think it was the late 80s) I wouldnt have sex with these people if they were paying ME!

    • Meh, I think average trim in porn has always been the norm. And that’s not even taking into account the inverse proportionality of attractiveness of the star versus the depravity of the act. Soft-core missionary position? Probably hot. DVDA? Gonna be an ugly meth-head.

    • Have you seen most of them off camera? It doesn’t really matter the decade, they’re all pretty haggard without the primping.

  29. El Jefe

    Billy Clint is a major pimp, from the day he came out the womb.

  30. Cock Dr

    That big blonde looks like she could easily handle the Head of State….probably 3 or 4 of them.

  31. Bill Clinton Porn Stars Brooklyn Lee Tasha Reign
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    Grip of death on the jacket lapel? Check.
    No sign of Bill’s right hand? Check.
    Possibility of thumb up the butt? High.

  32. Your roommate is a whore. The only way she’s making $70 and hour is on her back!

  33. Brooklyn Lee Pornstar Bill Clinton Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looked hot when she was new in the biz. Now she looks like a starving crackhead like every other porn girl

  34. Juanita Broaddrick

    Why does none of this surprise me. He’s probably banging more ‘interns’ now than he ever was before now that he’s not in the spotlight 24/7.

  35. Jill

    What would happen if, and tell me you don’t think this is the greatest scenario of all time, Stephen Hawking and Bill Clinton go to a sex club and just so happen to run into Peter Dinklage? On a scale of 1-to -infinite kelly brook blow jobs/Skarsgard plowings (your choice), how awsome would that be? Also, who exactly would be the biggest pimp in the room at that time? It’s the serious questions we need to ask ourselves.

  36. Bill Clinton and Prince Albert? Co-hosting? How did that go down?

    Albert : Hey, you like cheating on your wife, I like cheating on my wife. We should hang out. Rhino Club?
    Bill : Nah, too obvious. Let’s do a charity event.

  37. It’s good to be the king

  38. blahblahGirl

    hey, porn stars are people too.

  39. Bill Clinton Porn Stars Brooklyn Lee Tasha Reign
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve always said it

    Best president ever.

    god damn pimp invited PRONSTARS to his event.
    if that isn’t the pimpest shit ever, I dunno what is

  40. Everyone has to have a hobby. His just involves lots and lots of DNA…

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    Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s high as shit look at the size of those pupils.

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    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Bill has still not learned to steer clear of blue dresses.

  43. It’s brilliant — plausible deniability. By taking the picture, he can say, “would I have posed for this picture if I was banging these broads? How stupid is that?”

    Also, Tebow is a pussy.

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    Allion
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a strangely curvy face… Anyway, thanks for not turning into a goblin because of prostitution.

  45. Catherine

    This is disgusting and shameful.

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    Johnny Cage
    Commented on this photo:

    At first I totally thought that was Chelsea Clinton!

  47. Brooklyn Lee Pornstar Bill Clinton Twitter
    mm
    Commented on this photo:

    Very strange looking girl.

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    floyd
    Commented on this photo:

    We should have gotten rid of that two terms tops as president dealie in 1997. I miss that Mack Daddy.

  49. Clinton is definitely the best President of the last 30 years. Only democrats know how to do the job right apparently.

  50. jojo

    bring back slick Willy. great times in America in the 90′s. Bill got laid so much. Who wants Barry Otero or Mitt Robotney? We want a guy who worships whorebags and slashes deficits. We want a guy who gets laid so much he’s forced to bomb countries to try to distract from the fact he’s getting laid so much. dude was swimming in clam like his name was Uncle Clam Sam. imagine y’all trying to lay that kind of inventory. y’all and your walmartasses. Billy lives the american drizzy.

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